Mommy Shortlegs
@coolhandkas.bsky.social
she/her
Join Posts.docx, the nothing app
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l704FtF-7_OQSKiFrw_GIPwMwLtoGvAu/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=111211770282405088388&rtpof=true&sd=true
Join Posts.docx, the nothing app
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l704FtF-7_OQSKiFrw_GIPwMwLtoGvAu/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=111211770282405088388&rtpof=true&sd=true
I'm about to head out, I'm not shoveling
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I'm about to head out, I'm not shoveling
finally signed up for the work employee networking site after all these years and uhhhh apparently you can shitpost on it? Like damn corporate that's literally all you had to say
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
finally signed up for the work employee networking site after all these years and uhhhh apparently you can shitpost on it? Like damn corporate that's literally all you had to say
getting home after a particularly stressful day to find that Mark dumped the literal year's worth of moisturizer that I made on the weekend and put in a glasslock in the fridge
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
getting home after a particularly stressful day to find that Mark dumped the literal year's worth of moisturizer that I made on the weekend and put in a glasslock in the fridge
Tried the prime rib, also forgot to take a pic, so busy living in the buffet moment. On my ice cream grind now
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tried the prime rib, also forgot to take a pic, so busy living in the buffet moment. On my ice cream grind now
Grabbed a fat plate of everything and immediately went HAM on it before taking a pic. Now I'm on a lil noodle and ginger beef/deep fried crab intermission
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Grabbed a fat plate of everything and immediately went HAM on it before taking a pic. Now I'm on a lil noodle and ginger beef/deep fried crab intermission
starting off simple
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
starting off simple
Thai con with clinical depression for $20? yea man sure why not
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Thai con with clinical depression for $20? yea man sure why not
I have messed around with a lot of different options and my favorite houseplant light is this $6 bulb from Canadian Tire, you can throw it in just about any desk or floor lamp. Plus the light is warm, none of that harsh fluorescent feeling bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have messed around with a lot of different options and my favorite houseplant light is this $6 bulb from Canadian Tire, you can throw it in just about any desk or floor lamp. Plus the light is warm, none of that harsh fluorescent feeling bullshit
I cannot resist a sad philodendron 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I cannot resist a sad philodendron 🙄
[checking out my reflection as I'm wearing the same $6 dress I got from some jank liquidation store 5 years ago]
you sly son of a bitch you've done it again
you sly son of a bitch you've done it again
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
[checking out my reflection as I'm wearing the same $6 dress I got from some jank liquidation store 5 years ago]
you sly son of a bitch you've done it again
you sly son of a bitch you've done it again
I made a big pan of cheese stuffed bread but it looks like a huge poop coil so I've been walking around the house yelling POOP BREAD in a jabroni accent
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I made a big pan of cheese stuffed bread but it looks like a huge poop coil so I've been walking around the house yelling POOP BREAD in a jabroni accent
every time I hear the organ at this point all I can think of is this
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
every time I hear the organ at this point all I can think of is this
That is the whole leaf, it'll unfurl over the following days and it'll grow up to twice the size before hardening off. Here is the rest of the plant :)
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
That is the whole leaf, it'll unfurl over the following days and it'll grow up to twice the size before hardening off. Here is the rest of the plant :)
ho yeah. that's jazz.
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
ho yeah. that's jazz.
[heavy breathing]
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
[heavy breathing]
I am workin at a Costco that isn't my Costco, it's weird
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I am workin at a Costco that isn't my Costco, it's weird
no disrespect but using an iPhone gives the exact same experience as using one of these
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
no disrespect but using an iPhone gives the exact same experience as using one of these