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Mommy Shortlegs
@coolhandkas.bsky.social
Got invited to Yang Ming with friends tn but I was JUST there and I cannot justify two $35 succulent Chinese meals in one week, so I just went to hangout and have some diet Cokes. But as soon as I got home I wanted Chinese food so now I'm making chow mein and egg rolls 🙄 we have Yang Ming at home
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Get that milkshake boi
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
oh NO I'm so glad everyone was okay!
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I would like one of those for canning
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Send it into a death spiral with one fatal wad
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
k are we the same person? I literally was also thinking about this
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
idfc if you want to be a manager, you aren't one now bitch boy and I do not respect you!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
lmao fr, like whatcha gonna do? Sound an alarm? Who cares
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I want to throw firecrackers at it
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know when a turtle gets turned on its shell and gets stuck? Just like that
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🥹🥰
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I'm trying to network and show how cool Journeys For All* is at the same time

*yea that's what it's called lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm about to head out, I'm not shoveling
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
okay so since almost everyone who signs up for this doesn't ever use it I'm already in the top 1% of posters. My goal is to be the number one poster, I am going to post so much that corporate bans me
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
One time like a year ago he made some comment about how he needs to get off disability and back to work because his job is really difficult, it's not like my job where anyone can do it 🙃 and that pretty much set the tone for me
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Excellent MacGrubo advice, as always
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM