B-10 (down by the news on a daily basis…)

This has Jay Jacobs written all over it and it’s the exact same playbook as Tom Suozzi after his disastrous gubernatorial primary - put him in a presumably easy to win race to rebuild his reputation - except this time it blew up in their faces to hopefully hysterical results.

In this economy!!?!

I was living in Santa Barbara when Newsom ran for SF mayor and more than a few friends were sounding the alarms about the results if he were to successfully ascend to power and boy oh boy were they ever right…

The Earth Died Screaming is my favorite Waits song. It and Top Of The Hill from Real Gone are masterpieces…

Remember when they did a commercial for pistachios? Good times...