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I had an account previously that I torched in a fit of rage. I have a good feeling about this one, though. Motorcycles, guitar, jazz, prog, guns, sci-fi, ham radio, staying regular.
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You are all in jail. Each alone, solitary, with a heap of what he owns. You live in prison, die in prison. It is all I can see in your eyes – the walls, the walls!
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You are all in jail. Each alone, solitary, with a heap of what he owns. You live in prison, die in prison. It is all I can see in your eyes – the walls, the walls!
Wait…am I supposed to wipe MY ass sometimes too?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wait…am I supposed to wipe MY ass sometimes too?
This is what I had to pay that stupid tariff for. I know the name is problematic. It’s a reference to a particular album (Band of Gypsy’s) that made this kind of guitar effect famous. It’s a sound I’ve dreamt about for decades and, aside from the unobtainium original, this is the best one out there.
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is what I had to pay that stupid tariff for. I know the name is problematic. It’s a reference to a particular album (Band of Gypsy’s) that made this kind of guitar effect famous. It’s a sound I’ve dreamt about for decades and, aside from the unobtainium original, this is the best one out there.
My quest to consume as much Spanish language content as possible recently included a piece about a small Amazonian fish that will swim up your dickhole if you pee in the water.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My quest to consume as much Spanish language content as possible recently included a piece about a small Amazonian fish that will swim up your dickhole if you pee in the water.
I hope he fucking chokes on the import tariff I just paid.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I hope he fucking chokes on the import tariff I just paid.
I am drinking mezcal and listening to music tonight, but solely boring my wife with it and not all of you.
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I am drinking mezcal and listening to music tonight, but solely boring my wife with it and not all of you.
Oh…you…DON’T have a FIFA Medal of Honor for saving every puppy and being the best sexer ever?
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh…you…DON’T have a FIFA Medal of Honor for saving every puppy and being the best sexer ever?
I predict the US will “win” the World Cup in the same way that Trump “won” FIFA’s “peace prize.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I predict the US will “win” the World Cup in the same way that Trump “won” FIFA’s “peace prize.”
Wow, I’m just now starting to question FIFA’s integrity.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Wow, I’m just now starting to question FIFA’s integrity.
Get off it. The fuck is wrong with you people
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Get off it. The fuck is wrong with you people
OK, just blocking everyone who posts evidence of their Spotify usage as if it’s some sort of flex.
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
OK, just blocking everyone who posts evidence of their Spotify usage as if it’s some sort of flex.
Everyone talks about how she banged all those gross dudes to advance her career, but…
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everyone talks about how she banged all those gross dudes to advance her career, but…
Was watching a Spanish language tour of a medieval torture museum and my mind went immediately to “Nadie espera la Inquisición Española.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Was watching a Spanish language tour of a medieval torture museum and my mind went immediately to “Nadie espera la Inquisición Española.”
I love my Sweetwater sales rep, but if I answer the phone when he calls we’ll both blow the entire afternoon talking about gear. Happens every time. I don’t even spend much with them. Just ordered a power supply and dude called almost immediately.
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love my Sweetwater sales rep, but if I answer the phone when he calls we’ll both blow the entire afternoon talking about gear. Happens every time. I don’t even spend much with them. Just ordered a power supply and dude called almost immediately.
What’s with all these people openly admitting that they use Spotify and therefore hate musicians?
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What’s with all these people openly admitting that they use Spotify and therefore hate musicians?
This lineup was sooooo good, especially Ruth Underwood and George Duke ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This lineup was sooooo good, especially Ruth Underwood and George Duke ❤️
My favorite Experience studio album and a FAT glass of mezcal (it’s the last of the bottle).
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My favorite Experience studio album and a FAT glass of mezcal (it’s the last of the bottle).
I literally cannot sleep unless I’m in a room full of sycophants desperately trying to impress me with flattery.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I literally cannot sleep unless I’m in a room full of sycophants desperately trying to impress me with flattery.
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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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hegseth nakedly holding a guy who reports to him up like a human shield while blustering that he has his back might genuinely be one of the most rank acts of cowardice ive seen in a while. and in a nation full of cowards that's really saying something
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
hegseth nakedly holding a guy who reports to him up like a human shield while blustering that he has his back might genuinely be one of the most rank acts of cowardice ive seen in a while. and in a nation full of cowards that's really saying something
Remember how the biggest meme of 2020 was talking about how bad 2020 was? It was bad, but it was preceded by many years of things getting worse. The trend hasn’t stopped. 2020 was a point on an exponential curve. Think it’s bad now? Put your trust in another “most important election of our lives”.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Remember how the biggest meme of 2020 was talking about how bad 2020 was? It was bad, but it was preceded by many years of things getting worse. The trend hasn’t stopped. 2020 was a point on an exponential curve. Think it’s bad now? Put your trust in another “most important election of our lives”.
Antidepressants don’t cut it anymore. Kinda like how Tylenol doesn’t cut it when someone is hitting your head progressively harder every 30 seconds for decades.
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Antidepressants don’t cut it anymore. Kinda like how Tylenol doesn’t cut it when someone is hitting your head progressively harder every 30 seconds for decades.
Just scheduled a preventative MRI. The magnets help fortify the humors and ward maladies. I must have my vigor if I am to successfully negotiate with the local grocer.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just scheduled a preventative MRI. The magnets help fortify the humors and ward maladies. I must have my vigor if I am to successfully negotiate with the local grocer.
Admitting to myself today that I hate my job. I was recently quite optimistic about it, but then came a hiring freeze and layoffs…and the reasons I have heard for these things disgust me to my core.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Admitting to myself today that I hate my job. I was recently quite optimistic about it, but then came a hiring freeze and layoffs…and the reasons I have heard for these things disgust me to my core.
Anyone who hears Trump say “not the brain” and fails to immediately interpret it as “definitely the brain” is a fucking mark.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Anyone who hears Trump say “not the brain” and fails to immediately interpret it as “definitely the brain” is a fucking mark.