Corey steals Christmas
@coreyj.bsky.social
Silence is compliance babe.
I’m sorry, what the fuck is going on here?
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m sorry, what the fuck is going on here?
I have ducks. Get a very strong filter and prepare to use a lot of water and get roughly the same amount of poop in return. I love them. They are so adorable. But they poop like chinchillas, constantly. I call them my Army of Darkness.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I have ducks. Get a very strong filter and prepare to use a lot of water and get roughly the same amount of poop in return. I love them. They are so adorable. But they poop like chinchillas, constantly. I call them my Army of Darkness.
Time to go run some errands.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Time to go run some errands.
I’ve never done elf on a shelf, but I got creepy Santa at a second hand store years ago that I like to move around the house and freak everyone out.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ve never done elf on a shelf, but I got creepy Santa at a second hand store years ago that I like to move around the house and freak everyone out.
His face 😆 her face 😂 the caption 🤣
She asked him to show her the statute that says murdering people on boats in the middle of the ocean is illegal.
She asked him to show her the statute that says murdering people on boats in the middle of the ocean is illegal.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
His face 😆 her face 😂 the caption 🤣
She asked him to show her the statute that says murdering people on boats in the middle of the ocean is illegal.
She asked him to show her the statute that says murdering people on boats in the middle of the ocean is illegal.
Post a book you love from the 80’s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #bookish #books
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Post a book you love from the 80’s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #bookish #books
Stop finding me with your dang emails.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Stop finding me with your dang emails.
She sleeps in my garage now for just this reason.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
She sleeps in my garage now for just this reason.
Shit, I read it so now I have to do it. Maybe not so random though.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Shit, I read it so now I have to do it. Maybe not so random though.
Because you’re gross.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Because you’re gross.
Nuh uh. I refuse to believe anyone ever uttered these nauseating words put together as a sentence. No way.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Nuh uh. I refuse to believe anyone ever uttered these nauseating words put together as a sentence. No way.
Jesse waters needs a different brand of mascara. Too clumpy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Jesse waters needs a different brand of mascara. Too clumpy.
This guy posted up right on the path next to where the kids walk to get into School. He isn’t huge, but he killed a crow.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This guy posted up right on the path next to where the kids walk to get into School. He isn’t huge, but he killed a crow.
We should do a poll.
Raise your fist if you’ve blown Bill Clinton.
Raise your fist if you’ve blown Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We should do a poll.
Raise your fist if you’ve blown Bill Clinton.
Raise your fist if you’ve blown Bill Clinton.
We keep talking about pedophiles and Gavin keeps talking about the Epstein files and ow horrible that trump is in them. Now people are talking about how he’s fine to have sex with 14 and 15 year-olds and it’s fucking bullshit. California has no age limit to marry.
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We keep talking about pedophiles and Gavin keeps talking about the Epstein files and ow horrible that trump is in them. Now people are talking about how he’s fine to have sex with 14 and 15 year-olds and it’s fucking bullshit. California has no age limit to marry.
