Tom
@cornypastiche.bsky.social
Interests: 🍌Innuendo 🌌 #scifi 📺 Archive UK Television 👻 #Hauntology 💙 #Eurovision 🏳️🌈 #LGBTQIA + humour 🦶🏻 #naturism 🚲 #cycling 📰 #satire 💾 #Retro #Tech 🚫No Politics.
Contact: https://linktr.ee/cornypastiche
Location: Merseyside, UK.
Birthday: Mid-October.
Contact: https://linktr.ee/cornypastiche
Location: Merseyside, UK.
Birthday: Mid-October.
@seftoncouncil.bsky.social Could someone chase this job up in St George's Road in Hightown. They've done half a job and only repainted one of the H markings.
October 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
@seftoncouncil.bsky.social Could someone chase this job up in St George's Road in Hightown. They've done half a job and only repainted one of the H markings.
No wonder the show is off air currently! One for Bad Grammar Corner at @merseywho.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
No wonder the show is off air currently! One for Bad Grammar Corner at @merseywho.bsky.social
Exhausted myself in this hot weather sowing a lawn, moving a 3x6m gazebo and using a mini chainsaw... So am stripped-off naked under the gazebo drinking white wine spritzers and watching Neighbours.
August 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Exhausted myself in this hot weather sowing a lawn, moving a 3x6m gazebo and using a mini chainsaw... So am stripped-off naked under the gazebo drinking white wine spritzers and watching Neighbours.
This is who runs this account... The signs were there from an early age 😜
August 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This is who runs this account... The signs were there from an early age 😜
Anyone know how to separate decorative gravel from compost?
July 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Anyone know how to separate decorative gravel from compost?
Just bought my first lawnmower! Ain't I butch! 🤣🤣🤣
May 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Just bought my first lawnmower! Ain't I butch! 🤣🤣🤣
"Hmm, Well, that's solved that little bit of solution, Eh!?"
January 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
"Hmm, Well, that's solved that little bit of solution, Eh!?"
From the festive greeting card that my vegan best friend is sending out 🤣🤣🤣
December 14, 2024 at 12:52 PM
From the festive greeting card that my vegan best friend is sending out 🤣🤣🤣
Must be cold outside even my Fresnel is frozen.
November 28, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Must be cold outside even my Fresnel is frozen.
Not the best Dame Edna impersonator I've seen 😜
November 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Not the best Dame Edna impersonator I've seen 😜
Mines gone bananas too
October 10, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Mines gone bananas too
Laid everything flat and weighted down in the back garden in preparation for Storm Lillian, and I only managed to injure myself slightly.
August 22, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Laid everything flat and weighted down in the back garden in preparation for Storm Lillian, and I only managed to injure myself slightly.
Cleared out an old chest of drawers... Found a final gift from Mum... a Macramé plant hanger. Bought the perfect 1970s plant and pot at the garden centre to put in it eh?
August 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Cleared out an old chest of drawers... Found a final gift from Mum... a Macramé plant hanger. Bought the perfect 1970s plant and pot at the garden centre to put in it eh?
Perfect way to spend a day off: watching Neighbours in the gazebo with a glass of chateaú collapsó and Michelangelo keeping guard.
June 24, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Perfect way to spend a day off: watching Neighbours in the gazebo with a glass of chateaú collapsó and Michelangelo keeping guard.
They do cards for open relationships now?...
February 10, 2024 at 4:37 PM
They do cards for open relationships now?...
Wherever I go there's always spooky coincidences of the The Prisoner... #BeSeeingYou
February 10, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Wherever I go there's always spooky coincidences of the The Prisoner... #BeSeeingYou
Found the most 1970s napkins!
January 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Found the most 1970s napkins!
Nevermind "first-world problems" I've now got a Tom Towers problem: the candelabra has dripped wax all over the festive tablecloth and I need to get it out 😂
January 7, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Nevermind "first-world problems" I've now got a Tom Towers problem: the candelabra has dripped wax all over the festive tablecloth and I need to get it out 😂
Having fondue... Yes, I do live in 1974.
January 5, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Having fondue... Yes, I do live in 1974.