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It's me. I fucked Peter Schiff when I was 16. He was a gentle lover. Very attentive. Said my pussy tasted like gold, which was a little weird, but he went at it like a dog in a jar of peanut butter.

billionaires should be Mandatory Reporters

How's everybody's Thursday going? My Friday is gonna be nice and meaty.

I had a legitimately difficult time deciding what to call turquoise when it came up. I knew it was right in the middle. I only selected blue because I had to choose one, and blue makes slightly (subjectively) brighter light.

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