Me, sweaty on the couch for the past 20 minutes, as my #Broncos gave me a heart attack. #NFL

I believe in Joe Hendry. #TNAwrestling #VictoryRoad

If you ask the Communiat Party of Canada if they’re the Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada:

How I feel when I take a bite into a Cadbury bar…

I’m waiting for Trump to announce 1,000% tariffs like he’s one of the rich dudes bidding on Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin.

My Canadian parents are in Mexico on holiday and completely forgot it was American Thanksgiving. They got a turkey meal even though it’s not Thanksgiving to them, but then this guy started playing violin in a giant floating turkey while they ate next to the pool. It’s amazing.