Craig Danz
@craigdanz.bsky.social
Seattleite. Here for politics, sports, volunteering, YIMBY shit and transportation
I do my best work in the alt-text. Big meaty thumbs prone to typos. Replies with Frinkiac memes.
I do my best work in the alt-text. Big meaty thumbs prone to typos. Replies with Frinkiac memes.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys but you’re not a man, you’re a chicken, Kate Beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You wear a disguise to look like human guys but you’re not a man, you’re a chicken, Kate Beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend.
It should be excruciating like belter gravity torture.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It should be excruciating like belter gravity torture.
“MORE VULGAR”
“USE FORBIDDEN WORDS”
“USE FORBIDDEN WORDS”
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“MORE VULGAR”
“USE FORBIDDEN WORDS”
“USE FORBIDDEN WORDS”
I was bummed when the Seahawks sideline the wolf grey jerseys.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I was bummed when the Seahawks sideline the wolf grey jerseys.
I like that we are just constantly rehashing the initial discourse around this meme with her.
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I like that we are just constantly rehashing the initial discourse around this meme with her.
Every Olivia Nuzzi piece:
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Every Olivia Nuzzi piece:
Katie Wilson now has some breathing room with a 1,300 vote lead. Haven’t seen yet but hopefully that is more than the number of ballots left to be cured.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Katie Wilson now has some breathing room with a 1,300 vote lead. Haven’t seen yet but hopefully that is more than the number of ballots left to be cured.
He is becoming our waiter at the table of success.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
He is becoming our waiter at the table of success.
Seattle people of Bluesky. 100 votes is the current difference. Cure those Katie Wilson ballots! info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Seattle people of Bluesky. 100 votes is the current difference. Cure those Katie Wilson ballots! info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
We are overcome by fear and cowardice and convincing ourselves it is pragmatic.
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We are overcome by fear and cowardice and convincing ourselves it is pragmatic.
Costco is making the candy options for kids too monotonous.
I went to cash and carry to shake things ups for this year as a full-sized candy bar household. 🫡
I went to cash and carry to shake things ups for this year as a full-sized candy bar household. 🫡
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Costco is making the candy options for kids too monotonous.
I went to cash and carry to shake things ups for this year as a full-sized candy bar household. 🫡
I went to cash and carry to shake things ups for this year as a full-sized candy bar household. 🫡
I just spent way too long convincing our parent friends that this was fake and obviously so because this doesn’t look remotely like 50 cent.
She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.
She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I just spent way too long convincing our parent friends that this was fake and obviously so because this doesn’t look remotely like 50 cent.
She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.
She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.
The golden calf story always makes me laugh. Yaweh parts the red sea for you to escape through and not 2 months later you’re all meme-of-guy-looking-back-at-girl for a golden calf some dude made up one day.
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The golden calf story always makes me laugh. Yaweh parts the red sea for you to escape through and not 2 months later you’re all meme-of-guy-looking-back-at-girl for a golden calf some dude made up one day.
Just as the owners do with the Rooney Rule.
October 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just as the owners do with the Rooney Rule.
not me, workshopping my inflatable persona for when they try it in seattle.
October 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
not me, workshopping my inflatable persona for when they try it in seattle.
jeff bezos at his dumb disco(?) themed party with his famously awful hesrt shades and shirt that not even dan flashes would sell. tony gonzalez and son living large off Jeff’s weird teets.
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
jeff bezos at his dumb disco(?) themed party with his famously awful hesrt shades and shirt that not even dan flashes would sell. tony gonzalez and son living large off Jeff’s weird teets.
If you could get over your trump derangement syndromefor half a second, you might learn some important things about the power of the schwartz.
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you could get over your trump derangement syndromefor half a second, you might learn some important things about the power of the schwartz.