Craig Danz
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Craig Danz
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Seattleite. Here for politics, sports, volunteering, YIMBY shit and transportation

I do my best work in the alt-text. Big meaty thumbs prone to typos. Replies with Frinkiac memes.
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Craig Danz
Pope Leo needs a present…
a young boy is sitting next to a man in a blue shirt .
Alt: Scene from Liar Liar where his son opens a birthday gift jim carey’s assistant bought and exclaims “baseball stuff!”
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November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Pope Leo needs a present…
a young boy is sitting next to a man in a blue shirt .
Alt: Scene from Liar Liar where his son opens a birthday gift jim carey’s assistant bought and exclaims “baseball stuff!”
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November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A straw not breaking the camels back until the twilight of 2025…

That was a bridge too far? Well let’s run down the list of things that didn’t cross the line for this brave politician.
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you can’t trust the masses, credentialed critics still exist. Read them and not TikTok?

Or are we demanding ironclad gatekeeping?
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Never understand why it gets called a “fail” mary. It succeeded, that was the most notable thing about it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s a range like pool and darts.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You wear a disguise to look like human guys but you’re not a man, you’re a chicken, Kate Beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
As though she had to work her way back from the depths. Was she out even a year between the RFKjr affair coming to light and being named WC editor at VF?
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Too sincerely appreciative. you need this one.
a bald man is sitting in a chair with his hands folded and clapping .
Alt: Picard “appreciating” Data’s performance (I forget which one precisely at the moment) - Encouraging others to be nice and also clap heartedly.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It should be excruciating like belter gravity torture.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I follow Jerry but refuse to like any of his posts or otherwise interact with him.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
No one has even declared for the dem primary yet but I got a big lever marked “jill stein” I’m going to live stream me inching closer and closer toward and I’m going to measure the platform’s anger at me.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Merely “somewhat” only proves they know its a scam.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
True. I will construct an elaborate suspended plate system that takes up minimal overhead space. Then I can get all the specious benefits.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why is Animal involved in this meme?
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So the box seems like the worst deployment method for this solution. You want surface area. A thin layer on a plate would probably be best, I would think. Then you have most of your box left.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I thought this was pretty obvious.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM