Samus Crankpork
@crankpork.bsky.social
She/her, Elder Millennial
I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...
I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...
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THIS LITTLE ASSHOLE ATE MY SOURDOUGH.
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
THIS LITTLE ASSHOLE ATE MY SOURDOUGH.
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Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
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Our heat is filtered through Gerald
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Our heat is filtered through Gerald
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April 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Correct.
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Correct.
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Shucks. For a second I thought he was being publicly flogged.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Shucks. For a second I thought he was being publicly flogged.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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RUNS AFTER VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN WITH A MICROPHONE: SIR. SIR. WHY DONT YOU LOVE YOUR SON
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
RUNS AFTER VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN WITH A MICROPHONE: SIR. SIR. WHY DONT YOU LOVE YOUR SON
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Currently obsessed with this dog on Petfinder who is BIG and the owners wanted to make you knew that
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Currently obsessed with this dog on Petfinder who is BIG and the owners wanted to make you knew that
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🎉 Final Twitch Drops of 2025 for #GuildWars2 are almost here! Celebrate Visions of Eternity and the link your accounts now to claim rewards starting Dec 11. #TwitchDrops
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🎉 Final Twitch Drops of 2025 for #GuildWars2 are almost here! Celebrate Visions of Eternity and the link your accounts now to claim rewards starting Dec 11. #TwitchDrops
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I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site.
By that I mean BAD PR.
I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
By that I mean BAD PR.
I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site.
By that I mean BAD PR.
I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
By that I mean BAD PR.
I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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YES FINALLY .
prop rep would make this country into a socialist hellscape which is exactly why the tories hate it so much, trudeau ran and won on making this change which he never did, so fuck him let's do it ourselves
SIGN THIS. CANADIANS. DO IT 🫵🫵🫵
prop rep would make this country into a socialist hellscape which is exactly why the tories hate it so much, trudeau ran and won on making this change which he never did, so fuck him let's do it ourselves
SIGN THIS. CANADIANS. DO IT 🫵🫵🫵
Canadian citizens and residents, there's a new official parliamentary petition raising the issue of electoral reform and proportional representation. Signing is a direct means of meaningful action toward improving our democracy, and it just takes a moment to do. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-6993 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
YES FINALLY .
prop rep would make this country into a socialist hellscape which is exactly why the tories hate it so much, trudeau ran and won on making this change which he never did, so fuck him let's do it ourselves
SIGN THIS. CANADIANS. DO IT 🫵🫵🫵
prop rep would make this country into a socialist hellscape which is exactly why the tories hate it so much, trudeau ran and won on making this change which he never did, so fuck him let's do it ourselves
SIGN THIS. CANADIANS. DO IT 🫵🫵🫵
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happy birthday to the bum who lives in my house
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
happy birthday to the bum who lives in my house
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maja // comm for flan!
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
maja // comm for flan!
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our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
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this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
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December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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"Samus, you can press down on the d-pad to activate your Yuri Visor. It allows you to find the clitoris more easily."
Watching a Prime 4 review and losing my mind at the fact it takes place on vagina door planet
ive seen like 5 completely different door designs that are all the most yonic thing ive ever seen
ive seen like 5 completely different door designs that are all the most yonic thing ive ever seen
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Samus, you can press down on the d-pad to activate your Yuri Visor. It allows you to find the clitoris more easily."