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Crary
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He/him. Originally from the Finger Lakes, moved to the Canadian prairie. Not because it rhymes with my name, but I don't mind that. Lawyer in two countries, competent adult in neither.
I am so sorry. It is simply unspeakable.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Well, I have both bad news and sort of good news on that front....

(Also, let me recommend "Ghost on the Throne" or really any history about the Wars of the Successors. I think it's an even more fascinating period than Alexander's life.)
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I appreciate this Lovecraft remix
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I think this is supposed to be "Biden was not mentally fit to give approval" which is pretty rich, under the circumstances
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I only know what is reported here, but there were just abject failures at nearly every level.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The fact that the lyrics include "speed ball" as a reference to a baseball pitch invalidates the song for all reasons forever
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reposted by Crary
Similar energy. 😐
a man sitting at a desk with a box of boise paper in front of him
ALT: a man sitting at a desk with a box of boise paper in front of him
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think it depends on how far you were from the closest navigable water when you heard it
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
trespass to pwns
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thanks for the clarification -- you had me confused. He is officially completely indistinguishable from satire at this point.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The Grunch that Stole Life Day
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The possibility (though I still think it remote) that this results in the U.S. joining the ICC is a tiny sliver of hope that I cling to.
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
To be fair, if Biden were in fact to lie about something he did during his presidency post-presidency, in theory, that would not be covered by immunity.

That aside, JFC this guy is absolutely insane.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
And to think, in the original movie, Queen is never mentioned, but Neil Young of all people gets a shout-out!
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yeah, this drives me nuts. We have to make sure opposition to awfulness doesn't make us ourselves awful.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I cannot think of this song without immediately shouting "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

Being in the office today is now slightly awkward.
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM