Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
Wow, Megyn?! Right after defending pedophiles?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Wow, Megyn?! Right after defending pedophiles?!
Breaking Future News:
The Last Living Part Of Trump Still Survives: His Twitter Finger!
The Last Living Part Of Trump Still Survives: His Twitter Finger!
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Breaking Future News:
The Last Living Part Of Trump Still Survives: His Twitter Finger!
The Last Living Part Of Trump Still Survives: His Twitter Finger!
Intercepted from DOD (W)
Warriors
The chain of command: The President orders me who orders you and so on down the chain to the guy who pushes the button that kills the fishermen. It works in the opposite direction for covering ass with that guy getting all the blame!
The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth
Warriors
The chain of command: The President orders me who orders you and so on down the chain to the guy who pushes the button that kills the fishermen. It works in the opposite direction for covering ass with that guy getting all the blame!
The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Intercepted from DOD (W)
Warriors
The chain of command: The President orders me who orders you and so on down the chain to the guy who pushes the button that kills the fishermen. It works in the opposite direction for covering ass with that guy getting all the blame!
The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth
Warriors
The chain of command: The President orders me who orders you and so on down the chain to the guy who pushes the button that kills the fishermen. It works in the opposite direction for covering ass with that guy getting all the blame!
The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said Monday she is recommending a "full travel ban" from countries "flooding our nation with killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies."
Noem: "..So, the Trump Administration will seek sanctuary with our good friends in Russia!"
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Noem: "..So, the Trump Administration will seek sanctuary with our good friends in Russia!"
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Kristi Noem calls for new travel ban after National Guard shooting
The homeland security secretary said Monday night on X that she had just met with Trump, who later reposted her statement about new travel restrictions.
www.yahoo.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said Monday she is recommending a "full travel ban" from countries "flooding our nation with killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies."
Noem: "..So, the Trump Administration will seek sanctuary with our good friends in Russia!"
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Noem: "..So, the Trump Administration will seek sanctuary with our good friends in Russia!"
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Expect his and El Chapo's pardons any day soon!
Joaquín Guzmán López, the 39-year-old son of former Sinaloa cartel kingpin Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán, pleaded guilty to two counts of drug trafficking and continuing criminal enterprise in federal court in Chicago. n.pr/4pMiWli
Plea deal with son of drug kingpin 'El Chapo' details abduction of legendary Sinaloa capo
Joaquín Guzmán López, the 39-year-old son of former Sinaloa cartel kingpin Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán, pleaded guilty to two counts of drug trafficking and continuing criminal enterprise in federal court in Chicago.
n.pr
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Expect his and El Chapo's pardons any day soon!
The Deep State is real!
NEW: DOGE is far from dead, contrary to recent reporting. Instead, its operatives have “burrowed into” federal agencies “like ticks.”
Here’s what the DOGE crew is up to now:
From @makenakelly.bsky.social @telliotter.bsky.social
Here’s what the DOGE crew is up to now:
From @makenakelly.bsky.social @telliotter.bsky.social
DOGE Isn’t Dead. Here’s What Its Operatives Are Doing Now
Contrary to popular reports, DOGE has “burrowed into the agencies like ticks,” government sources tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The Deep State is real!
Having 100% support means you'll also be at the criminal trial that will send you both to prison for a long time?
No?
Bradley: 'Pete? Where are you, buddy? Pete!'
No?
Bradley: 'Pete? Where are you, buddy? Pete!'
The buck stops here.
No, not right here. There.
Not there, way over there.
Yeah, keep going. Going.
There.
No, not right here. There.
Not there, way over there.
Yeah, keep going. Going.
There.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Having 100% support means you'll also be at the criminal trial that will send you both to prison for a long time?
No?
Bradley: 'Pete? Where are you, buddy? Pete!'
No?
Bradley: 'Pete? Where are you, buddy? Pete!'
MechaHitler's back!
Maybe he never went away...!
Maybe he never went away...!
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
MechaHitler's back!
Maybe he never went away...!
Maybe he never went away...!
You should have seen the guy trapped by the giant penis sculpture!
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You should have seen the guy trapped by the giant penis sculpture!
This is what happens when you don't say 'Fuck NO!'
“Trump…told people working on the ballroom that they did not need to follow permitting, zoning or code requirements…He doesn’t need approvals from anyone, he has told those around him, and can begin any project at the White House as quickly as he likes.”
And the plans have continued to expand.
And the plans have continued to expand.
Inside Trump’s Push to Make the White House Ballroom as Big as Possible
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is what happens when you don't say 'Fuck NO!'
Yokai of the Day:
Abe no Seimei--The most famous imperial minister of astrology, divination and fortune in history, he lived in the 10th century and is known for having magical abilities since his mother was a kitsune (fox spirit). He could summon oni and dragons with ease.
yokai.com/abenoseimei/
Abe no Seimei--The most famous imperial minister of astrology, divination and fortune in history, he lived in the 10th century and is known for having magical abilities since his mother was a kitsune (fox spirit). He could summon oni and dragons with ease.
yokai.com/abenoseimei/
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Abe no Seimei--The most famous imperial minister of astrology, divination and fortune in history, he lived in the 10th century and is known for having magical abilities since his mother was a kitsune (fox spirit). He could summon oni and dragons with ease.
yokai.com/abenoseimei/
Abe no Seimei--The most famous imperial minister of astrology, divination and fortune in history, he lived in the 10th century and is known for having magical abilities since his mother was a kitsune (fox spirit). He could summon oni and dragons with ease.
yokai.com/abenoseimei/
Considering the government ignored AIDS for several years, them not recognizing AIDS Awareness Day today is just par for the course!
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Considering the government ignored AIDS for several years, them not recognizing AIDS Awareness Day today is just par for the course!
Habba Law
(to Jabberjaw Theme)
They call it Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Law!
The most narcissistic shart you ever saw!
(to Jabberjaw Theme)
They call it Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Law!
The most narcissistic shart you ever saw!
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Habba Law
(to Jabberjaw Theme)
They call it Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Law!
The most narcissistic shart you ever saw!
(to Jabberjaw Theme)
They call it Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Habba-Law!
The most narcissistic shart you ever saw!
The cops have no trouble with defunding us!
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The cops have no trouble with defunding us!
Money For The King
(to Money For Nothing by Dire Straits)
I want my, I want all the money
I want my, I want all the money
I want my, I want all the money
Now look at that crypto, that's the way you do it
You ask for bribes and get it all tax-free
That ain't workin'? Tariffs the way to do it
(to Money For Nothing by Dire Straits)
I want my, I want all the money
I want my, I want all the money
I want my, I want all the money
Now look at that crypto, that's the way you do it
You ask for bribes and get it all tax-free
That ain't workin'? Tariffs the way to do it
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Money For The King
(to Money For Nothing by Dire Straits)
I want my, I want all the money
I want my, I want all the money
I want my, I want all the money
Now look at that crypto, that's the way you do it
You ask for bribes and get it all tax-free
That ain't workin'? Tariffs the way to do it
(to Money For Nothing by Dire Straits)
I want my, I want all the money
I want my, I want all the money
I want my, I want all the money
Now look at that crypto, that's the way you do it
You ask for bribes and get it all tax-free
That ain't workin'? Tariffs the way to do it
Intercepted from HHS:
Devotees,
The doctors around the President have confirmed his overall good health. His aura is perfect and the midi-chlorian counts are well within normal boundaries!
Your SpiritFather,
Raël Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. the Hypostasis
Devotees,
The doctors around the President have confirmed his overall good health. His aura is perfect and the midi-chlorian counts are well within normal boundaries!
Your SpiritFather,
Raël Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. the Hypostasis
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Intercepted from HHS:
Devotees,
The doctors around the President have confirmed his overall good health. His aura is perfect and the midi-chlorian counts are well within normal boundaries!
Your SpiritFather,
Raël Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. the Hypostasis
Devotees,
The doctors around the President have confirmed his overall good health. His aura is perfect and the midi-chlorian counts are well within normal boundaries!
Your SpiritFather,
Raël Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. the Hypostasis
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December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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So sad that Trump can be best buds with some bloodthirsty killers with oil, but be worst foes with others!
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So sad that Trump can be best buds with some bloodthirsty killers with oil, but be worst foes with others!
Intercepted from DOD (W):
Warriors,
Let me be the first to say: The Buck Stops Somewhere Over There!
The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth
Warriors,
Let me be the first to say: The Buck Stops Somewhere Over There!
The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Intercepted from DOD (W):
Warriors,
Let me be the first to say: The Buck Stops Somewhere Over There!
The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth
Warriors,
Let me be the first to say: The Buck Stops Somewhere Over There!
The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth
If the TechBros were all car guys, nobody would believe them when they said that Ferrari is God.
However, when it comes to AI...
However, when it comes to AI...
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If the TechBros were all car guys, nobody would believe them when they said that Ferrari is God.
However, when it comes to AI...
However, when it comes to AI...
Like a house with a new infant, The White House, honestly, needs to be President-proofed from now on!
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Like a house with a new infant, The White House, honestly, needs to be President-proofed from now on!
They know how to fight a lot better than most groups out there - If you win, don't give up the club you beat them with and don't promise to be nice!
The trio of octogenarian nuns gained global fame after fleeing their care home and breaking into their former convent. Now their superior has asked the Vatican to intercede in the dispute. n.pr/4peEUgS
Austria's rebel nuns refuse to give up Instagram to stay in their convent
The trio of octogenarian nuns gained global fame after fleeing their care home and breaking into their former convent. Now their superior has asked the Vatican to intercede in the dispute.
n.pr
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They know how to fight a lot better than most groups out there - If you win, don't give up the club you beat them with and don't promise to be nice!
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