Corpse Flower 🪬
@creepydoll.bsky.social
cemeteries, music, kitchens, DC or die
The most beautiful picture I’ve taken this year is of my aunt’s dog on our annual thanksgiving walk
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The most beautiful picture I’ve taken this year is of my aunt’s dog on our annual thanksgiving walk
Truly one of the best games I’ve ever been to, Ovechkin 900 goal celebration, turkey mites on ice, goalie glove oven mitts, oh, and the Caps won 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Truly one of the best games I’ve ever been to, Ovechkin 900 goal celebration, turkey mites on ice, goalie glove oven mitts, oh, and the Caps won 🦃
Let’s sunbathe with mama
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Let’s sunbathe with mama
My pies, my shameful (delicious) pies
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My pies, my shameful (delicious) pies
This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious
Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I loved Joan, but I’ve always privately said she died at the right time
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I loved Joan, but I’ve always privately said she died at the right time
Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book
This sht never gets old
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This sht never gets old
@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park
There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won
Halloween Queen Moo Deng attempting to eat a small jack-o-lantern
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Halloween Queen Moo Deng attempting to eat a small jack-o-lantern
This is the picture btw
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is the picture btw
Sent our graphics team a picture I took & love relevant to an upcoming conference and said thanks but no thanks 🙃
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sent our graphics team a picture I took & love relevant to an upcoming conference and said thanks but no thanks 🙃
Immediately worth it, btw
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Immediately worth it, btw
You know I crushed that placement test to skip ahead to the “describe a scary hotel” unit
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You know I crushed that placement test to skip ahead to the “describe a scary hotel” unit
The most DC picture I’ve taken in a minute
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The most DC picture I’ve taken in a minute
Let’s bite mama
September 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Let’s bite mama