Criminal
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Criminal
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Democrats who enabled this administration should be held accountable as members of the administration.
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is why it’s okay to be glad he’s roasting in Hell.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The funniest strivers are the losers like JD who also did some lame active duty military years as part of the Future Politician’s Checklist.

At this point why even go to med school? Quackery is legal, just cry about how mainstream Big Medicine gave you Chronic Lymemyalgia and sell supplements.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It seemed like everyone hated AI at first, but now that we’ve all been forced to deal with it for the past year and learn about the many ways this new technology can be used, it seems like everyone hates AI.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I read a story months ago about how focus groups were invariably showing any mention of AI polled as catastrophic revulsion.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Price of freedom, etc
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bugs are perfectly nutritious! How out of touch are these liberal elites?

Ordinary red blooded Americans love to eat their bugs!
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
They should end up tensioning a hank of rope.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Take their money. If they resist, kill them and take their money.
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Let’s not underestimate the ability of Schumer‘s “leadership“ to be worse than useless.

If I were Kelly I’d be a little concerned that once Schumer starts putting in work, I might up in front of a firing squad as part of a negotiated deal.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yr oven open, ready to receive my turkey recipe.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My ideal conclusion is show trials and summary executions as a component of a broader denazification. I’m not unreasonable so am open to settle for slightly less.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
They’re just mad because it’s harder for them to murder Palestinians and their families when they’re not posting from an open air death camp.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Reposted by Criminal
The cost of living in the US has exploded since the 1960s in ways that ordinary metrics don't capture; as a result, even families that make six figures can live in serious economic precarity.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
These people need to go to prison at a minimum. I know Chuck Schumer is a useless hunchbacked piece of shit, but someone in opposition leadership need to make this clear to them. Sure Trump may threaten to have you killed, so make him kill you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Or is this a reference to the Bills losing four straight Superbowls? Any way, we’re all dumber now.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Is there some kind of Canadian field goal that works like a 2 point conversion or did they mean “go for it on fourth”?
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Someone who is getting sent to the gulags.
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Captain Midnight was another fun moment in broadcast history
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Zohran already won. Keep eating shit, loser.
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Looks like everyone at the dicksucking factory is going to lose their jobs to AI.
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It would be irresposible not to speculate that Abbot is a cuck.
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
There’s an entire subreddit for this, r/fuckyourheadlights
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM