Keyser So Thick
@crissysnow08.bsky.social
Southern randomness. Slicker than slow tongue. Occasional chaos purveyor.
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My hair was all over my head this morning. Rolled this mess into a quick French roll. I’m THE Auntie now!
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December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My hair was all over my head this morning. Rolled this mess into a quick French roll. I’m THE Auntie now!
Growing up in Raleigh there was a story my mom would tell me about this house that was built underground. Like a bunker. I was always curious about its owner and their reasons. I wonder if it’s still there…
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Growing up in Raleigh there was a story my mom would tell me about this house that was built underground. Like a bunker. I was always curious about its owner and their reasons. I wonder if it’s still there…
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
Random thought from my other - Why does Christianity need advertising?
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Random thought from my other - Why does Christianity need advertising?
I mean what’s lower than zero?? 😭🤣
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I mean what’s lower than zero?? 😭🤣
Take that flag off of the bomber and move the rings up. Absolutely.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Take that flag off of the bomber and move the rings up. Absolutely.
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When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
Hope we’re not supposed to be hating Kimora because watching her new show is definitely giving me all of the nostalgia feels…
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hope we’re not supposed to be hating Kimora because watching her new show is definitely giving me all of the nostalgia feels…
After hour 4 in the car… I turn into a boneless puddle of misery and helplessness. I’m too delicate for road trips 😵💫😩
a woman is sitting in a box with her head in her hands and says `` gotta get out of here '' .
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November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
After hour 4 in the car… I turn into a boneless puddle of misery and helplessness. I’m too delicate for road trips 😵💫😩
What is the hold up on TELEPORTATION?!!!???
a man is holding his head with his hands while sitting on a couch in a room .
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November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What is the hold up on TELEPORTATION?!!!???
Croissant Bread pudding, sweet potato pie, and carrot cake (with almond cream cheese icing). Perfect dessert plate.
I’m going triple dipper.
I’m going triple dipper.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Croissant Bread pudding, sweet potato pie, and carrot cake (with almond cream cheese icing). Perfect dessert plate.
I’m going triple dipper.
I’m going triple dipper.
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Face pretty, I know I could probably win a pageant, baby!
They say I'm attractive, I be feelin' like a magnet, baby!
I'm just young and ratchet, baby, love it when you smack it, baby
If it ain't 'bout money, cut it short
Toni Braxton, baby 💅🏾
They say I'm attractive, I be feelin' like a magnet, baby!
I'm just young and ratchet, baby, love it when you smack it, baby
If it ain't 'bout money, cut it short
Toni Braxton, baby 💅🏾
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Face pretty, I know I could probably win a pageant, baby!
They say I'm attractive, I be feelin' like a magnet, baby!
I'm just young and ratchet, baby, love it when you smack it, baby
If it ain't 'bout money, cut it short
Toni Braxton, baby 💅🏾
They say I'm attractive, I be feelin' like a magnet, baby!
I'm just young and ratchet, baby, love it when you smack it, baby
If it ain't 'bout money, cut it short
Toni Braxton, baby 💅🏾
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Yoooo!! HBD Don Cheadle!
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yoooo!! HBD Don Cheadle!
Having Thanksgiving today and I have been dreaming about my sausage and crab dressing I made yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Having Thanksgiving today and I have been dreaming about my sausage and crab dressing I made yesterday.
I love it when the babies come to Teetee to talk about my organization and their interest. It just reminds me that even when you do not think that you are or they are not paying attention….you are the example 🥰
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November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I love it when the babies come to Teetee to talk about my organization and their interest. It just reminds me that even when you do not think that you are or they are not paying attention….you are the example 🥰
I know peeps from twitter are back and people are aggravated but let’s not act like y’all are not freaked out over here. Like it gets to a point…
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November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I know peeps from twitter are back and people are aggravated but let’s not act like y’all are not freaked out over here. Like it gets to a point…
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ICE is in Raleigh ! Warn people smh
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
ICE is in Raleigh ! Warn people smh
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Kash ordered a team of FBI agents to go through the Epstein files many months ago to redact Trump’s name based on FOIA exemptions 6 and 7. It is highly unlikely they are going to be unredacted before they are released. ONLY victim info should be redacted, but much more will be.
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Kash ordered a team of FBI agents to go through the Epstein files many months ago to redact Trump’s name based on FOIA exemptions 6 and 7. It is highly unlikely they are going to be unredacted before they are released. ONLY victim info should be redacted, but much more will be.
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Everything I have to use for work is still working😒
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November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Everything I have to use for work is still working😒
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everything i know about RFK Jr. i learned against my will. what happened to consent people!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
everything i know about RFK Jr. i learned against my will. what happened to consent people!!
My air sign is acting up…..
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November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My air sign is acting up…..
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*how i still move*
*how we moved if someone coughed around us in 2020
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*how i still move*