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🔞 can't be bothered to make an alt this time.
if you want a clean account just like go to my tumblr or something
honestly zero issue

actually hang on, kobold pooltoy specifically? devastating. irreparable damage to my reputation
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
well what's the worst that could happen, I turn More pink?
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🐊💦 I really should be careful about what I say, too easy to forget that wing arms can always be even More useless and restrictive than anticipated
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by weary
Big tail or not, anyone can make a good birdbrain~
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
weird, never got the impression you actually needed Space for your Activities
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
obviously I'm giving the living suit an obligatory vote
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
who Isn't a fan of Beaks and Bird Claws and all the rest of it
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I think the common (somehow) hypnosis joke of acting like some sort of chicken/bird surely pairs well with being stuck in some sort of suit with big useless wing arms

but like that's Embarrassing, and besides bird suits don't even fit big tails like (Purely Unrelated Example) this guy's (Unrelated)
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
since when were they metal!! how are they supposed to come off!
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
personally what I would do to the kobold is

Break Free Of The Nora Suit
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
seems far too high for me but if you say so I'm sure someone will come along and be sure to make some additions that can bring that safely down to 0
October 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
maybe the problem is that you're saying Rental, as if they'd be Temporary or something
October 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
everyone's going to notice anyway it's only a matter of time, what difference does it make if I point it out first
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I can't believe they're letting you have a whole additional spatial dimension, that's like 50% more dimensions. is that even allowed
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm a gator the rest of the time too!!
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM