Crocosaurus
@crocosaurusrex.bsky.social
I am old and cantankerous. And I bite.
Meh, my original statement stands on its own with no extra commentary needed. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am an alien being and do not understand humans at all.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Meh, my original statement stands on its own with no extra commentary needed. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am an alien being and do not understand humans at all.
Then, of course, you have the people backing into parking spaces in a parking lot that was not designed for that.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Then, of course, you have the people backing into parking spaces in a parking lot that was not designed for that.
HAM is fat free?!?!
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
HAM is fat free?!?!
Maybe learn how to be around other human beings??
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Maybe learn how to be around other human beings??
It’s a world of floggers
A world of whips
It is a world of torture
And big, juicy hips
There’s so much pain to share
And it’s time we’re aware
It’s a kink world after all
A world of whips
It is a world of torture
And big, juicy hips
There’s so much pain to share
And it’s time we’re aware
It’s a kink world after all
October 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s a world of floggers
A world of whips
It is a world of torture
And big, juicy hips
There’s so much pain to share
And it’s time we’re aware
It’s a kink world after all
A world of whips
It is a world of torture
And big, juicy hips
There’s so much pain to share
And it’s time we’re aware
It’s a kink world after all
"I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my
mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me."
- Don John, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare
mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me."
- Don John, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare
October 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my
mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me."
- Don John, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare
mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me."
- Don John, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare
I swear to fuck I can't with these people. And of course I can't say it on FetLife because...reasons.
October 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I swear to fuck I can't with these people. And of course I can't say it on FetLife because...reasons.
Reclaim your dress!!
a woman wearing glasses and a pearl necklace is sitting in front of a microphone and saying reclaiming my time
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pearl necklace is sitting in front of a microphone and saying reclaiming my time
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October 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Reclaim your dress!!
This guy likes banana pants. And also reflects my attitude about this kinda thing.
a gorilla costume is standing in the woods with the words `` okie dokie '' written on it .
ALT: a gorilla costume is standing in the woods with the words `` okie dokie '' written on it .
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October 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This guy likes banana pants. And also reflects my attitude about this kinda thing.