ryan seekrest
@crocshudson.bsky.social
Iona Hildebrandt, Local Pageant Winner, 1945
I would come out to her
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I would come out to her
My dad is drunk and having some sort of religious crisis
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My dad is drunk and having some sort of religious crisis
Didn’t cook yesterday but doing Tday part 2 electric boogaloo today and, yeah I’m bringing something
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Didn’t cook yesterday but doing Tday part 2 electric boogaloo today and, yeah I’m bringing something
I’m imagining a magic school bus situation where they all shrink down to go inside a turkey’s digestive tract, the site of a lodged corn kernel with Christ’s face on it .
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m imagining a magic school bus situation where they all shrink down to go inside a turkey’s digestive tract, the site of a lodged corn kernel with Christ’s face on it .
I know that’s right!
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I know that’s right!
Obsessed with this gay turkey
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Obsessed with this gay turkey
FELICIA: If you’re not careful, you’re going to die a lonely, old queen.
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
FELICIA: If you’re not careful, you’re going to die a lonely, old queen.
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
Oatmeal for breakfast so my gut is ready for the day ahead
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Oatmeal for breakfast so my gut is ready for the day ahead
T day sunrise ❤️🔥
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
T day sunrise ❤️🔥
Hot older male coworker called me brother again
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hot older male coworker called me brother again
‘Cause you’re a beautiful killer with beautiful eyes
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
‘Cause you’re a beautiful killer with beautiful eyes
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise
20 minutes late to work and locked out of my comp because I forgot to change my password
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
20 minutes late to work and locked out of my comp because I forgot to change my password
This is making me tear up ngl. I love 30 Rock sm. Jane looks so happy. Tina looks deranged. Cheyenne yes. 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is making me tear up ngl. I love 30 Rock sm. Jane looks so happy. Tina looks deranged. Cheyenne yes. 🥲
Sauvignon blanc…a tu lado
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sauvignon blanc…a tu lado
Here’s my scamp stamp
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Here’s my scamp stamp
First coffee didn’t hit but second coffee is hitting too much
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
First coffee didn’t hit but second coffee is hitting too much
Listening to Cocteau Twins:
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Listening to Cocteau Twins:
Sometimes my job at work is to just look on the bright side of life… for everyone
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sometimes my job at work is to just look on the bright side of life… for everyone
my 52 year old coworker is telling people “I hope you get stuffed on Thanksgiving.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
my 52 year old coworker is telling people “I hope you get stuffed on Thanksgiving.”
spongebob big guy pants okay many are saying!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
spongebob big guy pants okay many are saying!!
Now why did they set him up like this
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Now why did they set him up like this