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Crooked Mustache
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Kyphosis
Cloning myself and assigning the clone to slap my phone out of my hand any chance it gets
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Screech
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Also to arrange cobwebs atop his head
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look like his head got tangled up in a cobweb
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
How’s the health insurance lobby?
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That would bail out the coach and GM massively
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A true professional!
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
🧐🤨
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He emerged
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What? By tossin’ the ol’ pigskin?
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Going to start a “blood letting” initiative
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It turns out Grok does not believe Elon could run a 4-minute mile
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is Kim Jong-Un shit
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What about their reputations!
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
👀
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Movies that suck, rule
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Holy shit!
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Shake hands with your Gland
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why should I change my name when he’s the one who sucks
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Might take a number two and let the plumbing sort it out
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM