Jordan Crumb (Shark Head)
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Jordan Crumb (Shark Head)
@crumblebumbles.bsky.social
He/Him
Just your friendly neighborhood Street Shark that loves video games, tokusatsu, and pro wrestling.
I'm basically the snack guy at work, so at least one pocket on my vest is just candy. Nothing messy like chocolate, but so many different gummy candies. These sour gummy bears are pretty great for only being 88 cents
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
@bdavewalters.bsky.social @kaibutsu.bsky.social I forgot how great these were
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Fuck it, let's get crazy and bring back Reddle from B-Fighter for a few episodes
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I fucked up... I went looking. Oh god I can hear his voice in my head!

*rolls for psychic damage*
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
😳👍
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Love a good no ring death match, especially when I get used as a weapon 🤘😁
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
EMBRACE IT!
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@kaibutsu.bsky.social Johan Kraus knows how to shred
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social @mhwilliams.bsky.social

I present to you "Johan Krause from Hellboy 2: The Golden Army"
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Damn 😳
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@hinalusaire.bsky.social I really think Monster Hunter should incorporate power metal into their in-game soundtracks
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
@artificerind.bsky.social @kaibutsu.bsky.social
This sword and shield from Monster Hunter Wilds is missing just one thing. CUE WINDROSE!
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@luckybonez.bsky.social @acom.bsky.social @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

Is it a gimmick weapon? Yes.

Am I going to make it broken by pairing the Geomancy ability with its Power Stone skill? Hell yeah 😎
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
@luckybonez.bsky.social @acom.bsky.social I present to you the PEAK of Monster Hunter fashion
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
@kaibutsu.bsky.social Mango Chamoy Hi-Chews absolutely hit
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social Just got my new favorite headpiece
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
@br00taldan.bsky.social This is my boy Bruce. He loves crème brûlée
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Somebody came into Walmart dressed as Geoffrey the Giraffe
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@kaibutsu.bsky.social Somebody came into Walmart dressed as Geoffrey the Giraffe
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
@br00taldan.bsky.social Somebody came into Walmart dressed as Geoffrey the Giraffe 🥲
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@mhwilliams.bsky.social @docseuss.bsky.social

I went with Jaou Dragon this year
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM