crunchykong.bsky.social
@crunchykong.bsky.social
One like on a cat picture? Yup. This app is dead.
September 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The Cheesiest of Poofs! So fluffy!
September 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What do you do with light when it commits a crime?

You send it to prism.
September 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Both sides of this political shitstorm suck. Anyone that is not condemning the public assassination of someone because they dont like their words is the opposite of a good person.
September 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Going to see my 2nd favorite film of all time Sunday on the big screen. First time on a big screen and its IMAX. Im a little excited.
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Migrated...MIGRATED!!! WTF autocorrect?
Has everyone molested away from this platform or are they just tired of my dumb jokes and comments? 🤪
August 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Has everyone molested away from this platform or are they just tired of my dumb jokes and comments? 🤪
August 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted
I don’t like this game…
Born in 2004
Graduated HS in 2022
Turned 21 this year :)
Born in 1987
Graduated HS in 2005
Turning 38 in a month :)
August 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My colon just pulled a Billy Mays. I stood up, wiped and my colon said..."But wait! There's more!"
August 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
People havent been this upset over a chain restaurant since KFC switched to air hand dryers in '84.
August 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The 7th floor had a 5' ceiling.

That's my short story.
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Logan asked to watch one of @retrogamebrews.bsky.social and my favorite movies this afternoon. 12 Angry Men (1957). He loved it. There is hope for him after all.

Also, there are so many great performances in it but Lee J. Cobb is absolutely incredible as juror #3.
August 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hey! Im still here. Just working a lot. How is everyone?
August 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I maked a meme
July 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Them: Whats your favorite dinosaur?

Me: Earl
July 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Either my satire isnt as good as I think it is or it just gets missed. 🤣
July 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Favorite movie by your favorite actor but it can't be your favorite.
July 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Tyranny tyranny tyranny tyranny!"

You tell 'em random bird!
June 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Surprised that no one got my "Dufrene" reference.
June 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I still wonder what happened to the Dufrenes.
June 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Here's DK as a Zebra! Here's DK as an Ostrich! Here he is as a 1964 Vespa!

I mean, its DK...Im gonna buy it. But that transformation thing kept getting crazier.
June 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
June 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
First time mother to be relaxing with me. Sweet girl...
June 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We just chicken-proofed our front yard. Now its impeccable.
June 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I want my two dollars.
June 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM