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conqueringsquid
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please don't put me in any starter packs. i'm not that interesting.

Just a little squid who likes dinosaurs, books, and RPGs. Learning Welsh. Never leaves the house. 🏳️‍🌈
I think we established that choosing the bear is not an uncommon perspective last year (or was that the year before?)
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What the duck is a jumbuck
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ok as a lifelong Spurs fan of both SA and Tottenham, this messed with my head for a second.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I do feel judged. 😅
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Well. That’s not fair. People from work noticed!
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I just started moderating the romantasy subreddit and I am already doubting the wisdom of that decision.
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
God. Can you imagine working on that and having to tell everyone you destroyed part of the White House forever?
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel this. Half the time I can’t get my characters to talk to each other without a fight and the other half they’re out doing things I never intended for them to do.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Metatextual Hellscape sounds like a great title for a spoken word album.
October 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I would have but I had to file for bankruptcy instead. 🤷🏻‍♀️
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Donald. Stupid touchscreen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My takeaway from this is that Donal Trump had his feelings hurt personally by a set of IKEA instructions at some point.

Either that or JD has been complaining about how hard it is to find an American made couch to love on.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Every time I see “dogrates” I read it like Socrates.
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Aww. My mom had to go to dentists who specialized in working with anxious patients and she’d have loved this. Good job, Annie.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM