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CtrlAltDemocracy(Pristine Cthulhu)🪬🧿🫶
@ctrlaltdemocracy.bsky.social
Now formerly Licensed scuba diver, programmer in education, Stoner, streamer, and YouTuber. Cursed to be a US citizen, born to be an Eldritch horror, I smoke weed and know things.
Look at this Confederate ass-clown. He ain't even following the playbook his other dumb fuck confederate bastards follow.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I feel like this is a lesson that a lot of men who feel like they are the only good man should learn.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This black rice is great for Japanese curry
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Micky ain't doing so hot after Bob Iger allowing AI slop in Disney plus.
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Y'all think I'm joking? Nope, I WON.
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Real guitar tabs vs one idiot named 44RageClips who thinks guitar tabs are just 0-0-0-0 and not stuff like 0-4-5-7-0-5-4 with other notations.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
HEY YOU!!!! YEAH YOU!!!! Stop using #spotify. They are doing this shit CONSISTENTLY, enabling #AI sloppists/sloptards and allowing other users to post on artist pages without them knowing. This has been a continued trend amongst other scummy behaviors from Spotify and their corpo-rats.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Imagine crashing out over an art medium that simply wasn't made for YOU. Don't listen to it if you don't like it, or shut the hell up. Like damn dude, who told you, you were sooooo special that your opinion is a matter of fact and not some subjective illogical clusterfuck.
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Growling ass fucking primus-esque jam. #bass #practice
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
When men say that they want to return to tradition:
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I STILL GOT IT! ♥️✌️
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Pardon the paint, roommate and her kiddo likes to paint, I got a new bass!
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This dumb fuck really thinks this is a gotcha. I see, no.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I almost killed myself, hacking up a lung at this exchange. Hey @galaxybomb.bsky.social Check this shit out!
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Rest in piss Charles.
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I know what hit wasn't missed. The screams help me sleep at night.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Alpha male? More like submissive and breedable.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not many have known, or would care, you were keeping millions of people alive by giving aid overseas, and well. Take a look!
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Video exposes vicious murder of an innocent blanket, a suspect has been identified as Dingo the Australian shepherd and Pristine Cthulhu remains at large! Any leads should be submitted to your local Petco.
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
-education and knowledge on a matter that is not occurring, that would take hundreds of millions of years to occur, just because they are racist. What the hell. This is some serious mental illness.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM