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Xander Hawthorne ⌨️ HatTuber 🫖 reply guy arc
@cuppaxanax.bsky.social
130 followers 120 following 310 posts
- Femboy admiring, grindset loving, Mad Hatter Jr.
- 🏳️‍🌈 bi, he/him/himbo 💪
- Stared into the abyss and the abyss said “show feet”?
- 🔞DNI
- Co-stream with https://twitch.tv/NerdMuffinMoira

https://twitch.tv/CuppaXanax | #XandART
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it’s kinda outstanding how this has become an evergreen reaction image
Robert De Niro from Joker with the caption “You’re laughing. Everyone’s apes are gone, and you’re laughing”
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
deep fried picture of an old man pointing a gun at you, the viewer. Text says “delete this right now”
October 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Alt text: Google search for “what is space garbage?”; Highlighted text reads, “any human-made, non-functional objects left in orbit, such as defunct satellites, rocket stages, and fragments from collisions.”
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
Can you blame me, when my date looks so good?
A delicious looking bottle of Baja blast
July 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
I’m not sure if you realize the grave, psychic danger you find yourself in here Myr 😨
June 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
HOW DID IT GET WORSE BY GETTING BETTER?!?!

@rosedemo.bsky.social WHY?! WHY ARE YOU CHANNELING YOUR TALENTS FOR EVIL

I can't

Words. I can't find words for my fury.

#vtuber #vsky #XandART
Promotional quality art of Icexander, a FORBIDDEN ship that does NOT involve me (Xander Hawthorne, dashing purple haired hatter in a burgundy suit and cravat) and Simon Petrikov being lovers. Simon is NOT holding me tenderly, looking into my arms like I'm his princess, even if that's what the picture shows.
May 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
jolted awake this morning and this image was the first thing that assaulted my psyche, so thank you @rosedemo.bsky.social for that 🙃

i had to see it, so ya'll do to!

#vtuber #vsky #XandART
a picture of Simon, the Ice King, SAVING MY LIFE with CPR and nothing else! He's in his non-Wizard outfit, and I am in my dashing red suit and top hat
May 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
Don't call it an origin story, call it a myth

#vtuber #bsky
Michaelangelo’s The Creation of Adam, with a chibi face of NerfMuffinMoira pasted over God and a disgusted Xander pasted over Adam. Adam’s nono zone is censored with a smirking Xander.
February 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
it's absolutely wild how a picture of me just completely dying can capture the same energy as a renaissance portrait. truly, i am a testament to mankind's progress
me, Xander Hawthorne, laying on the ground & facing away from the viewer. Has a red jacket, brown pants, black boots, purple hair, and of course my top hat. It's a vaguely dead-Yamcha coded pose. Absolute devastation.
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
[doing standup] Musk Takeover? Last time I heard that phrase, it was two Fursuiters planning a date night
screen shot of bluesky trending saying “Musk Takeover”
February 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
uwah, I cleared 100 followers overnight *_*

thank you to anyone who’s stumbled onto my humble little TL 🙏

#vtuber #vsky
a screenshot of the Bluesky profile for Xander Hawthorne (that’s me!) with 100 followers circled. There is also a chibi Xander on the side, shooting a confetti popper and wearing a happy expression on his little red suit.
October 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
Last meme saved is your moral philosophy.
WHY I STOPPED BRUSHING MY TEETH - It's a waste of time - My gums bleed uncontrollably - Eerily similar to sucking p*nis - I sold all my teeth and made millions - I make my own rules The average human spends 1 hour a day brushing their teeth. That's 365 hours a year of no money being made. - @entrapranure
October 17, 2024 at 12:37 AM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
the pros and cons of using your friend's model for #ue5 shader debugging:

- pro: you have a high quality, stylized asset to practice with!
- con: you have to stare at THIS for half your day

#vtuber #gamedev
a lookdev screenshot of @nerdmuffinmoira in Unreal Engine 5 as a part of some shader development tests. she is a 3d model in this scene, wearing her typical green school unigorm; her eyes are entirely black and there's a blue shade to her neck due to bugs. There is a cel shaded effect to the scene
October 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
Boo! 👻🎃 Did I give you a fright? N-No? Well... how about an introduction then? Xander Hawthorne's the name, tomfoolery's my game.

Uhm, 🧀'd to meet ya?

#vsky #vtuber
Xander's Intro Card! Twitch information- CuppaXanax TikTok- @sweetrolledu Slider bars are muffins Lewd or Wholesome (69% wholesome - nice 😎; not here for lewds but won't get upset about jokes or silly vibes either!) Variety Streamer or Staple Games ( Mostly variety) Comfy & Cozy Vibes or Energetic & Hyper Vibes (Leaning towards the hyper vibes, but not to the extreme) Prefer Solo or Prefer Collab (60/40 Solo/Collab split; duo-stream with @nerdmuffinmoira, open to collabs with friendly people!) OOC Chillin or Always in Character (100% always in character) Describe yourself with ... Emoji or Oshi Mark - The Top Hat Emoji 🎩 A color - Wine Burgundy Item you would drop as loot in the game - A Nice Cuppa Tea Games I play- Horror, RPGs, MMORPGS, Indie Games Also exploring Game Dev streams! I also do just chatting!
October 1, 2024 at 8:43 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
brb running to the pharmacy to get some marinade
Twitter screenshot of someone cooking “Allegra Chicken” while asking how to get more - the company responsible for the medicine is in the replies expressing concern for their safety
September 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
cute anime girl throwing a pipe bomb at you with the caption “think fast babe”
September 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
he’s doing his best
chibi xander crying at the “Current Objective: Survive” meme bc Moiras gonna kill him
September 20, 2024 at 10:08 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
yo dawg—
Xzibit giving you the “yo dawg I heard you like X in your Y” meme expression
September 20, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Xander Hawthorne (me!) shooting back at you with finger guns and sunglasses. Pew pew.
September 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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The onion political comic, man wearing shirt that says “Sickos” pressed against a window, saying “Yes… ha ha ha… YES”
September 11, 2024 at 7:33 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
hey, hey, hey

can i be on it?
September 10, 2024 at 11:42 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
hi, my name is Xander. I laugh at Moira.
Xander (that’s me!) doing the Tom cruise laughing meme. Credit to huyandere on Twitter
September 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
same tbh
Quitela from Dragonball Super, saying “Uhm, cheesed to meet you?”
September 8, 2024 at 1:13 AM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
It's Friday so that can only mean one thing - it's time for
@nerdmuffinmoira.bsky.social to get drunk and play RE4

twitch.tv/CuppaXanax

#vsky #twitch #gaming
The cover of RE4, only Moira's Chibi-Face has been pasted over Leon and Xander's chibi face has been pasted over Ashley
September 7, 2024 at 3:57 AM
cuppaxanax.bsky.social
I like his hat
A box of Lucky Charms
September 6, 2024 at 9:33 PM