ennui matisse
@curses.zone
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i went to art school but then i got better
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ennui matisse
@curses.zone
· Nov 19
tgats Just How It Is on samuel beckett's bitch of an earth
HI BALTIMORE i have a very nerdy typhur sous vide machine in great condition that doesn't really fit my lifestyle or available kitchen space. it normally retails for entirely too much money (it's on big sale for 600) and i will give it to whoever wants it for 300ish dollars OBO
Typhur Sous Vide Station: All-in-one Sous Vide Machine
Typhur's Sous Vide Station is the world's first all-in-one sous vide cooker with touchscreen, built-in recipes, and unmatched precision.
www.typhur.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
HI BALTIMORE i have a very nerdy typhur sous vide machine in great condition that doesn't really fit my lifestyle or available kitchen space. it normally retails for entirely too much money (it's on big sale for 600) and i will give it to whoever wants it for 300ish dollars OBO
my dad (presumably) ordered a real estate market assessment from gemini ai to tell him how much money he could get out of his dad's old house he just replaced way too much shit in, and beyond everything else that was wrong in it, it said that the real estate market is "hydrodynamic"
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
my dad (presumably) ordered a real estate market assessment from gemini ai to tell him how much money he could get out of his dad's old house he just replaced way too much shit in, and beyond everything else that was wrong in it, it said that the real estate market is "hydrodynamic"
the anti zoning bill ai slop thing they made suggests we'll see a SURGE of "density" peaking somewhere around 20-50%. guys can you imagine how good it would be for the tax base for baltimore to have 100-250,000 extra people in it all of a sudden and now can you imagine how unlikely that is
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
the anti zoning bill ai slop thing they made suggests we'll see a SURGE of "density" peaking somewhere around 20-50%. guys can you imagine how good it would be for the tax base for baltimore to have 100-250,000 extra people in it all of a sudden and now can you imagine how unlikely that is
save me 40 cents/lb fresh turkey
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
save me 40 cents/lb fresh turkey
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here-we-go-again-again-final-version-v2.docx
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
here-we-go-again-again-final-version-v2.docx
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joining the war on AI on the side of bong joon ho
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
joining the war on AI on the side of bong joon ho
how tha fuck do i seat 20 people in my house
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
how tha fuck do i seat 20 people in my house
doing big food day with our friends tomorrow and someone has added a conversation topics tab to the spreadsheet i made. i'm gonna put Rehabilitating Trotsky on there
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
doing big food day with our friends tomorrow and someone has added a conversation topics tab to the spreadsheet i made. i'm gonna put Rehabilitating Trotsky on there
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
told my grew-up-down-a-half-mile-logging-trail-in-renick-wv ass partner about the appalachian use of the word poke tonight. and i'm a city* kid
*pop 6000
*pop 6000
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
told my grew-up-down-a-half-mile-logging-trail-in-renick-wv ass partner about the appalachian use of the word poke tonight. and i'm a city* kid
*pop 6000
*pop 6000
HEY GUYS I DONT THINK HIGHLY OF BRATTY LOOKING WHITE BOYS, WAS KEVIN BACON CONVENTIONALLY HOT AS A YOUNG MAN
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
HEY GUYS I DONT THINK HIGHLY OF BRATTY LOOKING WHITE BOYS, WAS KEVIN BACON CONVENTIONALLY HOT AS A YOUNG MAN
buying ingredients for southern food in the historical birthplace of redlining is like, you want to go to a grocery store where the Black population is high enough that they're stocking collards but where the white population is also high enough they're still in stock
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
buying ingredients for southern food in the historical birthplace of redlining is like, you want to go to a grocery store where the Black population is high enough that they're stocking collards but where the white population is also high enough they're still in stock
relishing not being split on for a day, reaching into the great guts of conflict and twisting them around a bit for fun*
(*the fun of not being walked all over)
(*the fun of not being walked all over)
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
relishing not being split on for a day, reaching into the great guts of conflict and twisting them around a bit for fun*
(*the fun of not being walked all over)
(*the fun of not being walked all over)
the webby awards du bois
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the webby awards du bois
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
okay. i'm back in the zone. my handle has never felt so validated
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
okay. i'm back in the zone. my handle has never felt so validated
WHO HAS A GOOD CRANBERRY SAUCE RECIPE i'm a sicko and i grew up on canned cran jelly but my friend's grandfather just died and he was in charge of it. so if there's a good classic german guy maryland cranberry sauce recipe lemme have it
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
WHO HAS A GOOD CRANBERRY SAUCE RECIPE i'm a sicko and i grew up on canned cran jelly but my friend's grandfather just died and he was in charge of it. so if there's a good classic german guy maryland cranberry sauce recipe lemme have it
freelancer's union in the mayoral transition team.... hEll yeag
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
freelancer's union in the mayoral transition team.... hEll yeag
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I made a YouTube playlist of records I mentioned in Tough Breaks: The Story of Baltimore Club Music. I'm still adding to it, but there's over 100 tracks in there so far.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Tough Breaks: The Story of Baltimore Club Music - YouTube
songs featured in Al Shipley's book Tough Breaks
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I made a YouTube playlist of records I mentioned in Tough Breaks: The Story of Baltimore Club Music. I'm still adding to it, but there's over 100 tracks in there so far.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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FELLAS IS IT GAY TO SING REAL GOOD
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO SING REAL GOOD
i showed up to the milfs meeting in my sleeping cap and MAN I LOVE FUCKING SLEEPING shirt and they gave me a binder of women to rate on a scale of 1-10
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i showed up to the milfs meeting in my sleeping cap and MAN I LOVE FUCKING SLEEPING shirt and they gave me a binder of women to rate on a scale of 1-10
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
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making a bank run yall need anything?
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
making a bank run yall need anything?