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ennui matisse
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drop kick me jesus through the goal post of life

i went to art school but then i got better

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tetanus remains viable in soil for decades so i'd hope that if someone knows enough about that to be pedantic on reddit they're even more in favor of tetanus shots. but it is reddit
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
like i love him but the man is, unfortunately for me and everyone, one of the biggest marks i have ever met
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
if there was ever proof of "high iq" being completely separate from intelligence dawg
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
he sent it to us like it had valuable insights in it? it scraped a reddit post for its assessment of neighborhood character and crime stats and how that might impact pricing
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the toaster oven looked at zillow and pulled comps that don't even make sense. it said the list-to-sale ratio of the "median" home in the area is 100%
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
if i were getting a new car i'd probably insist on a hybrid, and they do make a hybrid crosstrek. idk how good it is is over a company with more experience with hybrid engines though
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
partner's dad has a recent-ish outback and a lot of them from like 2018-2021 have electrical and engine issues but i think they've improved in recent years? it's roomy tho. the "brights" on the headlamps are just a wider throw, they're too bright at all times lol. literally no change in intensity
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
giant will only let you buy the 40c/lb fresh turkey online and they aren't stocking them anywhere visible in the store, which privileges people who can use their app without committing murder
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i love when they go "MARYLAND, WATCH OUT! if they do this to baltimore, they'll do it to your community" like they're going to build apartments in the fucking suburbs
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i'm sure they were thinking like, a block with vacants and single family rowhomes will have like 4 families move in and that would be a 20% increase on the existing households. and not the thing that they actually suggested. but it's ai made by doofuses for doofuses so that's what we got
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
even with differences between people on how long a note has to be to count as long, i'm inclined to agree with you!
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
the flyer in this photo is from pilsen community house, which is in chicago. earliest posts of this flyer on their social media are from september. i'm guessing baltimore people started picking it up because pilsen has a google drive of resources that they shared with us on reddit
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
it's a problem for Tomorrow Me
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
safeway on 25th usually has a good amount of collards (not on holidays like this, same for black eyed peas) but i think it's just such a fucking miserable store to go to that nobody's buying up anything there. and i don't think i've seen collards at the giant on 41st
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i think denis lavant is the image of weird looking hot for men and kevin bacon?? is not there. willem dafoe is there in his later years but just Slightly Off Kilter Hot in his youth
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM