The Guardian
custardcollecter.bsky.social
The Guardian
@custardcollecter.bsky.social
I collect da custards
parody, not associated with zeoworks or anyone else
nsfw dni
July 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
January 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
hey sorry for not being as active, I got a new pc
January 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
who in the fresh hell are you
January 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
why the long face?
December 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
December 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
this you pal,,,,?
December 4, 2024 at 5:37 AM

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November 4, 2024 at 4:58 PM
anyone else ever just have sudden moments of just pure bloodfueled rage?
just me?
damn ok
October 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
damn ok
October 24, 2024 at 6:38 PM
hey kinda off topic but are you possibly by any chance looking for a nightguard?
October 24, 2024 at 4:37 PM
damn ok
October 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM
try me, i’m not afraid.
*oh shit that’s a chainsaw-*
October 23, 2024 at 1:38 PM
did you try using baking soda?
October 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
custards
October 20, 2024 at 7:08 PM
i’m starting to get the feeling that we both have different definitions for what a god is
October 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
i’m sorry you beat up what-
October 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
anyways, i’d introduce myself but my name is sorta classified but you can just call me the guardian or W for short
October 19, 2024 at 7:56 PM
that’s rich coming from the guy who kidnaps princesses for a living
October 19, 2024 at 7:31 PM
death is sorta a common thing here- or well so i assume, it was pretty common back at the old place
October 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
me personally, i prefer to just use a chainsaw
October 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM
glitch.
huh? why does it say that-
October 18, 2024 at 5:21 PM
not this fuckass vacuum again
October 17, 2024 at 3:06 PM
nice
October 17, 2024 at 7:53 AM
pinned
October 17, 2024 at 5:25 AM