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Transwoman 🏳️‍⚧️. Work in progress.
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Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Nerd and Jock 309
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Computer. Goon piss. Hot.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo shinwa ni naaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeee
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Man. I hate being American. Our secretary of health and human services had an affair with a journalist then wrote bad poetry about their sexual exploits and that doesn’t even make it into the top 59 worst things he and this administration has done.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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half my timeline rn
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is incorrect. Zelda is definitely a girl. Look at how she reacts to the gerudo outfit in Breath of the Wild and tell me I am wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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There’s so many enemies to lovers stories. People are sleeping on lovers to enemies. People need to realize the sick pleasure that comes from seeing intimate affection transform into intimate loathing. Two people who loved each other trying to kill the other, knowing they can never go back
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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guy who gets really mad and uploads a blank image and tells you to read the alt text cuz he couldn't fit his response in only 300 characters
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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beach moments from Asi's pov
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM