Izzy
cuttlenap.bsky.social
Izzy
@cuttlenap.bsky.social
Sleepy girl who likes robots, books, and watching too much tv. Wee Joker Stan. Spring will come again.
She/her

I speak for your employer but not mine. Unclear how this happened.
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When you think of it, spiritual warfare is horny and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper neocon movement should seek to abolish it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Mike Wheeler my enemy
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Vote for me I will make an Expanse spin-off entirely about Camina Drummer's polycule
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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*planning my 2028 campaign*

vote for me I will make sure the expanse comes back
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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The text is pretty clear ya know? Christians have managed to misread it but only by lying to themselves
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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<pours one out for Skylar Gisondo's amazing performance on Santa Clarita Diet, which was improperly cancelled ON A CLIFFHANGER>

Seriously, that show/guy was so, so damn funny.
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Daily bunny no.3124 offers you a balloon
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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only one’s spouse should be allowed to call. no voice calls before marriage.
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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the main lesson I have taken away from kpop demon hunters and hazbin hotel and a bunch of other shit is that I would like more musicals

don't care about the genre - action, horror, comedy, whatever - just give me catchy songs and I'm there
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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holy moly
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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almost forgot what life is all about
October 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Stephen King tried to warn everyone about Maine and no one listened
October 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gains Balter make a good decision challenge
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
River Cartwright listen to your grandad challenge
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Knowledge Fight predicting The Hunting Wives
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM