It's so sad Jacey's caregiver should be able to force him to go to bed early so he misses out on all the big kid stuff happening but Jacey already does that himself.

I think I'd start with "Screen time comes after Clean time"

I think you introduce them to cribs because they need to stay in bed at night and as part of that you introduce them to diapers because no, they shouldn't be out of bed for any reason until morning.

You're just afraid to participate because if you say anything it might actually happen

Definitely important, and if all else fails just take control of the money and (maybe) give them an allowance

For sure, if you're going to do the parental controls they have to be unavoidable

Who needs toilets, certainly not you

Maxed out Monday
Thick Diaper Tuesday
Wet Pamper Wednesday
Thirsty Huggies Thursday
Big Diaper Friday
Supreme Sog Saturday

And of course Sunday Funday... The day where you have fun in diapers preferably with others

Oh yeah this is something we can do

4am? ...

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Yeah, if you get a chair then that is at standing height you never really need to change the table height

I have 2 standing desks from ikea but they both crank up and down which is actually fine. Even at work where I have a motorized sit stand desk I find I rarely change the height so you might want to take a look at the non motorized ones since they are significantly less expensive

Make those diapers work

For example, you know you should go to bed at 10pm. But will you? or will you get caught up with things you convince yourself are important around that time? It would help to have someone put their finger on the scale in favor of you not being exhausted the next day.

Role playing aside, you can never do better than just being well "parented" at any age. The difficulty with being human is there are always short term goals sabotaging your long term ones and at best with a lot of self discipline you can only tie you + a good authority figure

haha nooo. oh man i bet you really got dealt with later as well

Yeah thats true, you own up to doing things, you arent begging for parental controls on your phone and then immediately trying to figure out how to outsmart them

Like this goes for me too. If I had a person who was supposed to be holding me accountable yeah tell them you saw discord said I was playing computer games when I was supposed to be cleaning. Then maybe I'd get to come home from trips to a clean apartment.