Old Crusty Bastard
@cynicalandcrusty.bsky.social
Writer. Historian. Bibliophile. Pro Coffee Drinker. Misanthrope. Carbon Based Life Form. Heretic. Hashtagger
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May 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Listen To The Naysayers
May 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Listen To The Naysayers
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do celebrate spring by dragging out the rusty old barbeque and firing it up for a feast with friends.
Don't set fire to the shed, no matter how drunk you are.
Do celebrate spring by dragging out the rusty old barbeque and firing it up for a feast with friends.
Don't set fire to the shed, no matter how drunk you are.
May 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do celebrate spring by dragging out the rusty old barbeque and firing it up for a feast with friends.
Don't set fire to the shed, no matter how drunk you are.
Do celebrate spring by dragging out the rusty old barbeque and firing it up for a feast with friends.
Don't set fire to the shed, no matter how drunk you are.
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do get outside and don't forget to have a good sense of humour 😉
Do get outside and don't forget to have a good sense of humour 😉
May 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do get outside and don't forget to have a good sense of humour 😉
Do get outside and don't forget to have a good sense of humour 😉
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Do not disturb the bees; they’re out doing important work. #SpringtimeDosAndDonts
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May 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Do not disturb the bees; they’re out doing important work. #SpringtimeDosAndDonts
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Might want to be prepared for
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
May 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Might want to be prepared for
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
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May 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do keep your garden looking trim with some careful weeding and grass cutting.
Don't annoy your neighbours who may be outside enjoying the lovely weather. Cut your grass at 4am while they are all asleep.
Do keep your garden looking trim with some careful weeding and grass cutting.
Don't annoy your neighbours who may be outside enjoying the lovely weather. Cut your grass at 4am while they are all asleep.
May 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do keep your garden looking trim with some careful weeding and grass cutting.
Don't annoy your neighbours who may be outside enjoying the lovely weather. Cut your grass at 4am while they are all asleep.
Do keep your garden looking trim with some careful weeding and grass cutting.
Don't annoy your neighbours who may be outside enjoying the lovely weather. Cut your grass at 4am while they are all asleep.
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Will be up to you?
Will be up to you?
May 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Will be up to you?
Will be up to you?
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do plant your 'crop' early to ensure a steady supply throughout the summer.
Don't burn the harvested bushes outside or you'll have the Old Bill round
Do plant your 'crop' early to ensure a steady supply throughout the summer.
Don't burn the harvested bushes outside or you'll have the Old Bill round
May 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do plant your 'crop' early to ensure a steady supply throughout the summer.
Don't burn the harvested bushes outside or you'll have the Old Bill round
Do plant your 'crop' early to ensure a steady supply throughout the summer.
Don't burn the harvested bushes outside or you'll have the Old Bill round
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do cast your clout as soon as you see the May in flower.
Don't leave your clout hanging in the hawthorn, it's unsightly and disgusting.
Do cast your clout as soon as you see the May in flower.
Don't leave your clout hanging in the hawthorn, it's unsightly and disgusting.
May 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do cast your clout as soon as you see the May in flower.
Don't leave your clout hanging in the hawthorn, it's unsightly and disgusting.
Do cast your clout as soon as you see the May in flower.
Don't leave your clout hanging in the hawthorn, it's unsightly and disgusting.
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do spare a thought for the birds and the bees
Don't think about that you smutty lot. It's not what I meant at all.
Do spare a thought for the birds and the bees
Don't think about that you smutty lot. It's not what I meant at all.
May 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
Do spare a thought for the birds and the bees
Don't think about that you smutty lot. It's not what I meant at all.
Do spare a thought for the birds and the bees
Don't think about that you smutty lot. It's not what I meant at all.
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts do wear clean underwear, don't forget your trousers
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May 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts do wear clean underwear, don't forget your trousers
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do Enjoy A Pint Or Two
May 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do Enjoy A Pint Or Two
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Be An Asshole
May 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Be An Asshole
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts don't screw up against Arsenal on Sunday
May 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts don't screw up against Arsenal on Sunday
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#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do Win The Premier League
May 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Do Win The Premier League
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If I was possessed, #IdBendOverBackwardFor a trip downstairs.
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May 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If I was possessed, #IdBendOverBackwardFor a trip downstairs.
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#IdBendOverBackwardFor my family. The best part is, they almost never ask me to.
May 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
#IdBendOverBackwardFor my family. The best part is, they almost never ask me to.
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#IdBendOverBackwardFor the ability to bend further over forward.
May 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
#IdBendOverBackwardFor the ability to bend further over forward.
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#IdBendOverBackwardFor these skills.
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May 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
#IdBendOverBackwardFor these skills.
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There's no chance #IdBendOverBackwardFor wards or sideways. I can do leaning, or sitting, or lying down but I need a bit of warning before I move.
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May 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There's no chance #IdBendOverBackwardFor wards or sideways. I can do leaning, or sitting, or lying down but I need a bit of warning before I move.