Cyus
@cyusprotogen.bsky.social
I'm a triple A person.
Asthma
ADHD
Autism
(38 years old, he/she/they/hey you)
Asthma
ADHD
Autism
(38 years old, he/she/they/hey you)
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I just made my wife laugh so hard she farted
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I just made my wife laugh so hard she farted
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""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
'The furries are coming for me!' GOP lawmaker turns heads with odd fundraising pitch
Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for me.""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think t...
www.rawstory.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
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Still need help! Not a single commission this month 😅😅😅 I know times are tuff so I appreciate the reposts.
#help #financialaid #commissionsopen
#help #financialaid #commissionsopen
So we had a medical emergency and now we need a LOT of help with rent....My partner may lose sight in her left eye...
Please consider commissioning me or even donating at this point...I'm tired of this grandpa....
#commissionsopen #commission #help #financialaid
ko-fi.com/bleptarts
Please consider commissioning me or even donating at this point...I'm tired of this grandpa....
#commissionsopen #commission #help #financialaid
ko-fi.com/bleptarts
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Still need help! Not a single commission this month 😅😅😅 I know times are tuff so I appreciate the reposts.
#help #financialaid #commissionsopen
#help #financialaid #commissionsopen
I wouldnt be surprised that the reason Bondi and Patel are so protective of the files is because they are both also in them
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I wouldnt be surprised that the reason Bondi and Patel are so protective of the files is because they are both also in them
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
98%. I'll save y'all having to open the article
‘Wicked: For Good’ Has A Wild Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score
‘Wicked: For Good’ Has A Wild Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score
Early Wicked: For Good audience scores are in, and its Rotten Tomatoes rating is off the charts so far.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
98%. I'll save y'all having to open the article
If you see this, post your getaway car.
Getaway to dreamland, I'm as tyred as this car
Getaway to dreamland, I'm as tyred as this car
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you see this, post your getaway car.
Getaway to dreamland, I'm as tyred as this car
Getaway to dreamland, I'm as tyred as this car
Post something random, or you'll have a terrible december
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Post something random, or you'll have a terrible december
Pretty sure Trump cut a lot of funding to the IRS...
Just saying...
Just saying...
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pretty sure Trump cut a lot of funding to the IRS...
Just saying...
Just saying...
Something about leopards and faces or something? I heard there was a party, so it may be exciting!
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Something about leopards and faces or something? I heard there was a party, so it may be exciting!
"Look Mom! I'm a human!"
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"Look Mom! I'm a human!"
I accidently drove through one of those in the spring. It was behind some trees, so I thought it was farm machinery kicking up dust. Then it passed through the trees and onto the highway. I was in it for only about 5 seconds, but it slowed my work truck from 110 to 80, even with the throttle pinned
An impressive (and dangerous) whirlpool in Lake Pehoé in Torres del Paine National Park: #Chile #Travel #Nature #tuesdayvibe #TuesdayFeeling
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I accidently drove through one of those in the spring. It was behind some trees, so I thought it was farm machinery kicking up dust. Then it passed through the trees and onto the highway. I was in it for only about 5 seconds, but it slowed my work truck from 110 to 80, even with the throttle pinned
Gender is a performance and I'm just trying to watch the show
gender is a performance and I'm on strike with SAG-AFTRA
Gender is a performance and.... what're we talking about again?
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gender is a performance and I'm just trying to watch the show
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So many HECKIN CUTE kittens in the world
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
So many HECKIN CUTE kittens in the world
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
Me, athiest, walking into any place of worship: well, this is all very silly, now innit?
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me, athiest, walking into any place of worship: well, this is all very silly, now innit?
Now is the second best time to get off Twitter. The best time was anytime before now
Still thinking about the logic behind taking an iconic site that was so ingrained in the modern psyche that it literally created a term so powerful it's synonymous with posting on social media and throwing the word, branding and now the very UI every other site copied into the trash for no reason
Just relaying information thats been spreading around twitter regarding its new AI powered content algo.
If youve come over from twitter, Hi and welcome. Good to have you here!
If youve come over from twitter, Hi and welcome. Good to have you here!
October 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Now is the second best time to get off Twitter. The best time was anytime before now
Politicians should be forced to retire when they reach 60
ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Politicians should be forced to retire when they reach 60
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Yall, just use invoices and label them as digital services, that is all you need for taxes and its HOW you are supposed to do business. Stop using friends and family and letting people send money to you. Half the time people are just breaking ToS straight up and that's why they get banned
Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.
Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.
Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.
Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.
Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.
Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.
Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.
Sharing a helpful link, has other numbers and call scripts to use.
stop-paypros.neocities.org
stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yall, just use invoices and label them as digital services, that is all you need for taxes and its HOW you are supposed to do business. Stop using friends and family and letting people send money to you. Half the time people are just breaking ToS straight up and that's why they get banned
What's LGBT stand for? Wrong answers only.
Lucy's
Gonna
Bust
Travis
Lucy's
Gonna
Bust
Travis
What's LGBT stand for? Wrong answers only.
Let's
Get
Busy
Tonight
Let's
Get
Busy
Tonight
What's LGBT stand for? Wrong Answers only.
Large
Giant
Big
T-Rex
Large
Giant
Big
T-Rex
October 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What's LGBT stand for? Wrong answers only.
Lucy's
Gonna
Bust
Travis
Lucy's
Gonna
Bust
Travis
Especially when you actually need it 🙄
Just know, after you have children you will never have scotch tape in your house again.
October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Especially when you actually need it 🙄
Making gender blenders is making an entire gender and then realizing one thing is fucked up, so you have to regender it again
making blender renders is making an entire render then realizing one thing is fucked up in it so you have to rerender it again.
October 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Making gender blenders is making an entire gender and then realizing one thing is fucked up, so you have to regender it again
Transformers are well known for having penises, vaginas and frequent sex 🤪
"made up pronouns"
reminder that singular "they" is so old, the first written example (we know of) is spelled "þei"
reminder that singular "they" is so old, the first written example (we know of) is spelled "þei"
October 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Transformers are well known for having penises, vaginas and frequent sex 🤪