mitch mitchell
@czarmitch.bsky.social
chicago // i will never die
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mitch mitchell
@czarmitch.bsky.social
· Oct 15
my psych just diagnosed me with beautiful male girl disease
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CRUCIAL!!!
the chicago-ny cultural corridor
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
CRUCIAL!!!
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BAR𐕣 WORLD NO MERCY
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
BAR𐕣 WORLD NO MERCY
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being at square one sucks. i hope i don’t end up back here
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
being at square one sucks. i hope i don’t end up back here
2018 😣 thank you to everyone who loved me thru my fake eyebrows and fake mustache era
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
2018 😣 thank you to everyone who loved me thru my fake eyebrows and fake mustache era
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
i hate gay halloween; what do you mean no one went as wire mother / cloth mother?
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i hate gay halloween; what do you mean no one went as wire mother / cloth mother?
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
he’s basically the hello kitty of the american south
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
he’s basically the hello kitty of the american south
i love learning about psychology stuff from my therapists, and several of them have suggested i become a therapist, but i am just a hobbyist
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i love learning about psychology stuff from my therapists, and several of them have suggested i become a therapist, but i am just a hobbyist
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pig stand, san antonio, texas, 1982
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
pig stand, san antonio, texas, 1982
i’ll be honest: every time i’m saying or typing the word aristocrat, i have to think really hard whether it’s aristocrat or aristocat. due to the aristocats
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i’ll be honest: every time i’m saying or typing the word aristocrat, i have to think really hard whether it’s aristocrat or aristocat. due to the aristocats
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These sweet little girls should be in kindergarten and second grade
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
These sweet little girls should be in kindergarten and second grade
me 75% thru breaking up with someone: are you mad at me? :(
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
me 75% thru breaking up with someone: are you mad at me? :(
all my friends who bike in the city need to be equipped with horns that are 10x louder than any car’s, and a giant medieval flail to swing around their heads to threaten drivers
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
all my friends who bike in the city need to be equipped with horns that are 10x louder than any car’s, and a giant medieval flail to swing around their heads to threaten drivers
every time i go back on twitter for a few minutes, i’m like ohhhhhh right, this place is insane
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
every time i go back on twitter for a few minutes, i’m like ohhhhhh right, this place is insane
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Here's a gift link (we need a version of this not in The New York Times):
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Here's a gift link (we need a version of this not in The New York Times):
straight women will post these kinds of photos with their best friend, and then the caption is like “cheers to the future mrs. __, so excited to be your maid of honor 🤍”
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
straight women will post these kinds of photos with their best friend, and then the caption is like “cheers to the future mrs. __, so excited to be your maid of honor 🤍”
i think edgar wright peaked with scott pilgrim, and last night in soho was one of the worst movies ever. i also thought he and simon pegg were the same person until like 2 minutes ago, so you don’t have to listen to me
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i think edgar wright peaked with scott pilgrim, and last night in soho was one of the worst movies ever. i also thought he and simon pegg were the same person until like 2 minutes ago, so you don’t have to listen to me
ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo number 5
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo number 5
when a movie is over 90 minutes: 😣🙄👎🏻⏹️
when a true anon episode is 2 and a half hours: 😻🥰🙌🏻▶️
when a true anon episode is 2 and a half hours: 😻🥰🙌🏻▶️
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
when a movie is over 90 minutes: 😣🙄👎🏻⏹️
when a true anon episode is 2 and a half hours: 😻🥰🙌🏻▶️
when a true anon episode is 2 and a half hours: 😻🥰🙌🏻▶️
all the progressive libs i follow on here talking about how awesome it is that trump likes mamdani… what the fuck is going on over there. fucking mush for brains
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
all the progressive libs i follow on here talking about how awesome it is that trump likes mamdani… what the fuck is going on over there. fucking mush for brains
my first day as a live advice talk show host went well
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
my first day as a live advice talk show host went well