Conrad Lange Zbikowski
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Conrad Lange Zbikowski
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he/him. Living with Type 1 Bipolar and PTSD #StigmaFree. Minneapolis resident. The U.S. Constitution is a living document, and it lives in all of us. czbi.org
Receiving an email notification from the United States Postal Service that my operation Santa package was delivered to the young man in Georgia was the best email received today. I hope he likes his new boots!
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
A lot of groceries for $132. Boneless chicken thighs were $2.99 a pound. The brownie mix was in the Aldi Finds aisle.
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Conrad the grocery nerd.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“What’s a pierogi?” — Hallmark movie boyfriend who is about to be dumped on Black Friday at Kramarczuk’s.
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you have seen:

- Maggie Rogers (Armory, Target Center)
- Charli XCX (Target Center)
- Lorde (Armory)
- Haim (Madison Square Garden)
- Taylor Swift (U.S. Bank Stadium)

@kub.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The turkey 🦃 looks great coming out of the oven and deep probe was 166°F. We covered with aluminum foil and it rose to the ideal 168°F. Great work, family!
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Roasted root vegetables turned out great with salt, pepper, and turmeric!
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We uncovered the turkey from its aluminum foil and my mother is adding an orange butter sauce that she is trying this year for the first time. We may need more time in the oven than anticipated, so it’s good we started early this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The new mayor and Ken are friends now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Many men post pictures of dead deer or dead fish to their online dating profiles. I post pictures of me with my finds from Aldi and Hennepin County Library. 📚
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What do you do when you don’t have enough room in your refrigerator to slowly brine your 18 pound turkey? You can put the brine in a 5 gallon pail and put it in a cooler that insulates it from the outside 28°F cold! Our turkey is brining right now with more insulation. Also bought root vegetables.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Photo by Kerem Yücel of @mprnews.org.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I am right in the bullseye of the Bluesky demographic. Male, white, younger, higher income, college educated, Democratic Party affiliated. www.pewresearch.org/internet/202...
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Who signed up under my email to the Democratic Party some years ago by the name Gary? Reveal yourself!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My best trip to ALDI yet. I was gifted a free cart by a friendly shopper. Now I have a second ALDI quarter! Stocked up on the essentials like chicken thighs ($1.55 per pound), salad kits, and plenty of dark chocolate. Total receipt was $123.46. Whole milk had gone up from $2.16 to $2.95 per gallon!
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Five landscapers with gasoline leaf blowers is just a little excessive, I think.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Tonight, I made dinner with my friend. I harvested from the garden, washed and chopped fresh kale, green onions, and cilantro. Then we were cooking away for two hours. At three hours in, she asked me to take a picture of the bounty. Then I think she saw the photo on her phone, and then... Instagram!
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Best Google Page Speed score ever in my career.
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I custom coded a new web font for just these icons that is burned into the CSS of my website. This bespoke approach allows me to pull up the icons without having to go to a third-party server. I am very happy with the results! It only makes a marginal difference, but it was a nice little project.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We are going to see A Christmas Carol at The Guthrie Theater. @kub.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I made some improvements to my website recently by switching up the paragraph typeface to be a web safe (preloaded) font instead of a Google Font, and now my site is loading very fast. Still isses with bloated CSS.
pagespeed.web.dev/analysis/htt...
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Bad news, my wallet got stolen because I was seated at the bar and somebody wanted to get all touchy feely and had a crime of opportunity. Good news is U.S. Bank has a new debit card design that is pretty.
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Misspelling people's names is usually very intentional.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The vote was to "continue" as in have at the next meeting.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM