Matthew Bailey
@dabbermatt.bsky.social
Covid was a Russian psyop to isolate us, get us all permanently online and then drive us insane with social media bullshit and right-wing podcasts. It has been a complete success.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle in it
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle in it
Oh great, my new washing machine is here, let me turn it on and see what AAAAARGH AAAAARGH AAAAAARGH
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Oh great, my new washing machine is here, let me turn it on and see what AAAAARGH AAAAARGH AAAAAARGH
Where have I seen that sensuous mouth before?
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Where have I seen that sensuous mouth before?
I've seen that mouth somewhere else
September 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I've seen that mouth somewhere else
But only with appropriate hearing protection, obvs. I mean, this is Bluesky after all.
SEX AND DRUGS AND HEALTH AND SAFETY.
SEX AND DRUGS AND HEALTH AND SAFETY.
July 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
But only with appropriate hearing protection, obvs. I mean, this is Bluesky after all.
SEX AND DRUGS AND HEALTH AND SAFETY.
SEX AND DRUGS AND HEALTH AND SAFETY.
I don't think so, Donnie.
June 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I don't think so, Donnie.
In case you were wondering how things are going over at the other place, this is who they are taking ads from now.
June 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
In case you were wondering how things are going over at the other place, this is who they are taking ads from now.
My first beer of 2025 - an IPA in a Barcelona microbrewery. Am I a hipster yet.
April 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My first beer of 2025 - an IPA in a Barcelona microbrewery. Am I a hipster yet.
THERE MAY BE A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD
April 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
THERE MAY BE A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD
Honestly, you do ONE fkin Nazi salute and you NEVER hear the fkin end of it.
OK, two.
OK, two.
March 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Honestly, you do ONE fkin Nazi salute and you NEVER hear the fkin end of it.
OK, two.
OK, two.
OK calm down everyone, I think he's running out of ideas.
February 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
OK calm down everyone, I think he's running out of ideas.
Google AI now reporting from the future.
January 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Google AI now reporting from the future.
This is bollocks in so many ways, but in particular i) Boris was seen to be “resting his eyelids” during the ceremony and didn’t see anything ii) as everyone who *was* watching could see, Trump failed to put his prissy little paws anywhere near the Bible.
January 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
This is bollocks in so many ways, but in particular i) Boris was seen to be “resting his eyelids” during the ceremony and didn’t see anything ii) as everyone who *was* watching could see, Trump failed to put his prissy little paws anywhere near the Bible.
“All tickets will be considered commemorative.” Hahahahaha
January 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“All tickets will be considered commemorative.” Hahahahaha
What an amazing coincidence - my lucky number!
September 17, 2024 at 10:21 PM
What an amazing coincidence - my lucky number!
It’s not just the heat.
September 1, 2024 at 11:16 PM
It’s not just the heat.
