The Janky Old Elf 🎅🏻
@daddyjanky.bsky.social
https://jorts.horse/@daddyjanky 🐘
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
free, free palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 46
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
free, free palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 46
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small accounts are more unhinged because we have less to lose
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then they came for the babies
and i did not speak out
because i was not a baby
and i did not speak out
because i was not a baby
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
then they came for the babies
and i did not speak out
because i was not a baby
and i did not speak out
because i was not a baby
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Santa's sleigh rips around the world in one night, he's not impressed with the Osprey
“So, with his sleigh parked safely with his reindeer, Santa climbed aboard my Osprey [military helicopter] and couldn’t stop smiling... Santa told me that the Osprey floated through the sky like a giant snowflake, but it is way faster than a sleigh could ever fly.” —Melania Trump
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Santa's sleigh rips around the world in one night, he's not impressed with the Osprey
chicken fried shrimp fried rice
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
chicken fried shrimp fried rice
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Opening a sperm bank called Heir Supply
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Opening a sperm bank called Heir Supply
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who needs To Catch A Predator, all the pedos just out themselves online now
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
who needs To Catch A Predator, all the pedos just out themselves online now
What’s a Film You watched Way too Young? 🎥
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What’s a Film You watched Way too Young? 🎥
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She's a 10 but she puts roses in the toilet tank and bath bombs the bowl.
He's a 10 but he poops in chairs while cheating on you
He's a ten, but he says 'happy Christmas'.
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She's a 10 but she puts roses in the toilet tank and bath bombs the bowl.
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no weekend, don’t leave,, you’re so sexy aha
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
no weekend, don’t leave,, you’re so sexy aha
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Christ alive I hate going to work
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Christ alive I hate going to work
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i can have coffee before i take the dog out because it's raining so she won't ask lol
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i can have coffee before i take the dog out because it's raining so she won't ask lol
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can't wait to share my Microsoft Excel Wrapped
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
can't wait to share my Microsoft Excel Wrapped
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I dont hate Mondays
I hate capitalism
I hate capitalism
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I dont hate Mondays
I hate capitalism
I hate capitalism
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logging on to bsky while it's still dark out
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
logging on to bsky while it's still dark out
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i once had a convo with a female moot about lasagne so I guess bsky passes the béchamel test
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i once had a convo with a female moot about lasagne so I guess bsky passes the béchamel test
hey who needs a good cry?
Geese - Au Pays du Cocaine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Geese
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
hey who needs a good cry?
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I've been through the desert on a
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I've been through the desert on a
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I've been through the desert
On a
On a
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've been through the desert
On a
On a
excuse me mr erlich i made this very obvious joke already to far fewer followers
I've been through the desert
On a
On a
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
excuse me mr erlich i made this very obvious joke already to far fewer followers
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are the block and follow buttons too close together? we should be buds, dude
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
are the block and follow buttons too close together? we should be buds, dude
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Grindr profiles be like
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Grindr profiles be like
posting hole on main
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
posting hole on main
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today is the only day you can share this
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
today is the only day you can share this
a year ago today one of you heathens introduced me to caked up grinch
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
a year ago today one of you heathens introduced me to caked up grinch