Dad In Detroit
@dadindetroit.bsky.social
#Detroit dad. Firm believer in freedom for all, not some. 🇺🇸
All opinions are my own.
All opinions are my own.
Sorry, Leo. But our Secretary of WAR has manly Christian Nationalist/Crusader tattoos that tell him to blow up boats and commit WAR crimes. 💪
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sorry, Leo. But our Secretary of WAR has manly Christian Nationalist/Crusader tattoos that tell him to blow up boats and commit WAR crimes. 💪
He’s just playing 4D chess or something.
For every actual heinous drug trafficker he pardons, he’s making room in the prisons for all the unconfirmed drug smugglers he’s obliterating off the coast of Venezuela.
MAGA logic 👆
For every actual heinous drug trafficker he pardons, he’s making room in the prisons for all the unconfirmed drug smugglers he’s obliterating off the coast of Venezuela.
MAGA logic 👆
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
He’s just playing 4D chess or something.
For every actual heinous drug trafficker he pardons, he’s making room in the prisons for all the unconfirmed drug smugglers he’s obliterating off the coast of Venezuela.
MAGA logic 👆
For every actual heinous drug trafficker he pardons, he’s making room in the prisons for all the unconfirmed drug smugglers he’s obliterating off the coast of Venezuela.
MAGA logic 👆
Really, really pitiful.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Really, really pitiful.
Too bad there isn’t some Federal Law Enforcement agency that could get warrants and arrest people in charge of estates for not complying.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Too bad there isn’t some Federal Law Enforcement agency that could get warrants and arrest people in charge of estates for not complying.
Who will Michigan vote for: The qualified woman or the guy who looks like he ate Kid Rock and Guy Fieri?
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Who will Michigan vote for: The qualified woman or the guy who looks like he ate Kid Rock and Guy Fieri?
Ya you should just slap huge tariffs on them instead so only you and your couch fucking buddies can afford them.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ya you should just slap huge tariffs on them instead so only you and your couch fucking buddies can afford them.
New Testament just dropped!
Corinthians (Almost) 16 🙏
Corinthians (Almost) 16 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
New Testament just dropped!
Corinthians (Almost) 16 🙏
Corinthians (Almost) 16 🙏
I could’ve told you what this chode looked like, before seeing what he actually looked like.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I could’ve told you what this chode looked like, before seeing what he actually looked like.
I am so glad we worked with republicans to reopen the government.
Now that the airlines are running full speed again, we can fly home just in time to spend Thanksgiving with our families and watch public executions. ❤️
Now that the airlines are running full speed again, we can fly home just in time to spend Thanksgiving with our families and watch public executions. ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am so glad we worked with republicans to reopen the government.
Now that the airlines are running full speed again, we can fly home just in time to spend Thanksgiving with our families and watch public executions. ❤️
Now that the airlines are running full speed again, we can fly home just in time to spend Thanksgiving with our families and watch public executions. ❤️
Ewwww, no! We can’t have a guy like this in the Democratic Party. America likes white pedophiles who rant about McDonalds and crazy QAnon ladies who harass victims of school shootings.
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ewwww, no! We can’t have a guy like this in the Democratic Party. America likes white pedophiles who rant about McDonalds and crazy QAnon ladies who harass victims of school shootings.
Tough call, MAGA.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tough call, MAGA.
Glad to see the blinders are still on for the hardcore MAGA. 🕶️ 🦯 🙈
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Glad to see the blinders are still on for the hardcore MAGA. 🕶️ 🦯 🙈
I’m thinking they won’t. Since you sued to “undo” feeding them and fucked their healthcare premiums.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m thinking they won’t. Since you sued to “undo” feeding them and fucked their healthcare premiums.
So then just get two jobs, libtard! And if you don’t like the tariffs, buy American bananas and coffee. 💪 🦅 🇺🇸
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So then just get two jobs, libtard! And if you don’t like the tariffs, buy American bananas and coffee. 💪 🦅 🇺🇸
MAGA is permanently stuck in Hunter’s Laptop Land.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
MAGA is permanently stuck in Hunter’s Laptop Land.
They’re too busy crying about the mayor elect of NYC
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
They’re too busy crying about the mayor elect of NYC
It’s almost like we never collected $9 Trillion in tariff revenue and only increased our National Debt by $1 trillion (in record time) instead.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s almost like we never collected $9 Trillion in tariff revenue and only increased our National Debt by $1 trillion (in record time) instead.
Just LOOK at what Zohran Mamdani has started!
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just LOOK at what Zohran Mamdani has started!
Sometimes it takes outsiders to see how far the rot goes inside the party.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sometimes it takes outsiders to see how far the rot goes inside the party.
Love me some Papa Couch 🎵 🎸 🤘
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Love me some Papa Couch 🎵 🎸 🤘
Fake gold medals to all those simps who can still do the mental gymnastics required to side with Republicans on this one. (or anything, really) 🥇
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fake gold medals to all those simps who can still do the mental gymnastics required to side with Republicans on this one. (or anything, really) 🥇
King’s court says King can continue to starve his people.
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
King’s court says King can continue to starve his people.
Capitalism is so kewl. You can buy judges, sway elections, destroy entire industries and the environment and never, ever be held accountable.
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Capitalism is so kewl. You can buy judges, sway elections, destroy entire industries and the environment and never, ever be held accountable.
Worse. He’s gonna try to make housing more affordable and food more accessible! The horror!
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Worse. He’s gonna try to make housing more affordable and food more accessible! The horror!