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INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
Comparing accidental thirst trap views to my 3rd lowest from top lawn care views. 🤦🏻♂️ I will not pin accidental thirst trap even if it beats my 77,000 view post. They all deserve to be bonked!
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Comparing accidental thirst trap views to my 3rd lowest from top lawn care views. 🤦🏻♂️ I will not pin accidental thirst trap even if it beats my 77,000 view post. They all deserve to be bonked!
This morning’s sunrise
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This morning’s sunrise
My windshield was ice over this morning
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My windshield was ice over this morning
What a misty day to practice self regulation.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What a misty day to practice self regulation.
You can’t take the sky from me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You can’t take the sky from me.
Dafuq is this shit?
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Dafuq is this shit?
My daughter on a dinner cruise in New York
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My daughter on a dinner cruise in New York
One of my kids made this last year totally innocently.
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of my kids made this last year totally innocently.
One of the women of my life back from NY
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One of the women of my life back from NY
My daughter will totally hit football players during half time. SDGAF
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My daughter will totally hit football players during half time. SDGAF
Proof of life… barely. Lunch at my parent’s was supposed to be at 1pm. It’s 1:40. I’m going to starve to death. If found unconscious please insert potatoes into mouth.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Proof of life… barely. Lunch at my parent’s was supposed to be at 1pm. It’s 1:40. I’m going to starve to death. If found unconscious please insert potatoes into mouth.
LD Bell High School band performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. You can hear them play deep in the heart of Texas as a march off. Chefs kiss to that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
LD Bell High School band performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. You can hear them play deep in the heart of Texas as a march off. Chefs kiss to that.
I’m not able to upload the video but here is a screen grab of my daughter performing at the Macy’s parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m not able to upload the video but here is a screen grab of my daughter performing at the Macy’s parade
Almost mowed over this
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Almost mowed over this
Broadcast window
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Broadcast window
Tonight’s sunset
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tonight’s sunset
Here’s the PG version of me at the gym. I’m on a mission and need to walk the straight and narrow
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Here’s the PG version of me at the gym. I’m on a mission and need to walk the straight and narrow
Me at the gym. I’m on a mission
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me at the gym. I’m on a mission
Wearing my boots like this from now on because some guy on the Internet called me out for not wearing boot cut pants. I’m sorry I wasn’t hot enough for the guy. I’m just working.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Wearing my boots like this from now on because some guy on the Internet called me out for not wearing boot cut pants. I’m sorry I wasn’t hot enough for the guy. I’m just working.