Dad Joke 🏴☠️
@dadjoke8467.bsky.social
INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
You’re welcome, TootScents
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You’re welcome, TootScents
I have an older brother and he’s not like this
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I have an older brother and he’s not like this
Why are you so mean to me? Just because mom and dad like me best.
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why are you so mean to me? Just because mom and dad like me best.
Do you want to build a snowman?
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Do you want to build a snowman?
Sparkle. Seriously I need a pedicure. I walk all day long.
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Sparkle. Seriously I need a pedicure. I walk all day long.
Besties!
two people giving each other a high five in front of a shield
Alt: two people giving each other a high five in front of a shield
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December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Besties!
I’m doing this emo thing so black as night. Black as a raven’s soul a midnight on a new moon.
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m doing this emo thing so black as night. Black as a raven’s soul a midnight on a new moon.
I’m not even sure I know your name. 🤣🤣
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m not even sure I know your name. 🤣🤣
I didn’t say to not set boundaries. Just that the homies should encourage each other to take care of themselves
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I didn’t say to not set boundaries. Just that the homies should encourage each other to take care of themselves
Yes all of this feeling
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yes all of this feeling
I honestly hate that we are required to eat. It’s all too exhausting.
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I honestly hate that we are required to eat. It’s all too exhausting.
Say we’re going to be allowed to stick them in our ears.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Say we’re going to be allowed to stick them in our ears.
Wow they’re selling everything on eBay these days
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Wow they’re selling everything on eBay these days
I promise it’s super safe
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I promise it’s super safe
See where that gets you
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
See where that gets you
37°14'00" N latitude, 115°48'30" W longitude
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
37°14'00" N latitude, 115°48'30" W longitude