🌘 Dad Moon Rising🌒
@dadmoonrising.bsky.social
Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find humor in everyday life
So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late
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So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late
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Go home Spotify you're drunk
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Go home Spotify you're drunk
we stayed at a hotel recently and my kids had the nerve to ask me what the black thing hanging on the bathroom wall was smh
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
we stayed at a hotel recently and my kids had the nerve to ask me what the black thing hanging on the bathroom wall was smh
The perfect car doesn't exi...
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The perfect car doesn't exi...
me when my wife starts firing off questions before I've had my first cup of morning coffee
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
me when my wife starts firing off questions before I've had my first cup of morning coffee
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Now I don't want u back for the weekend not back for a day, no no no
I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay
I'm
I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay
I'm
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Now I don't want u back for the weekend not back for a day, no no no
I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay
I'm
I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay
I'm
Not sure what's going on but my bag stopped working this morning
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Not sure what's going on but my bag stopped working this morning
one day you're young and carefree the next you're saving these just in case
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
one day you're young and carefree the next you're saving these just in case
I finally have a good excuse for when the dentist asks me why I haven't been flossing
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I finally have a good excuse for when the dentist asks me why I haven't been flossing
my daughter's volleyball literally showed that they gave a sh*t on senior night
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my daughter's volleyball literally showed that they gave a sh*t on senior night
This guy - please don't ask why we have a snowman decoration out in late September.
September 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This guy - please don't ask why we have a snowman decoration out in late September.
I remember it like it was yesterday
September 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I remember it like it was yesterday
this haunted house opened up a Lowe's inside of it wild
August 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
this haunted house opened up a Lowe's inside of it wild
I like fig butts and I cannot lie
August 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I like fig butts and I cannot lie
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
July 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
Pilot: WE'RE EXPECTING HEAVY TURBULENCE. PLEASE ASSUME CRASH POSITIONS!
My dog:
My dog:
July 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pilot: WE'RE EXPECTING HEAVY TURBULENCE. PLEASE ASSUME CRASH POSITIONS!
My dog:
My dog:
Ackman and Huge Ackman
June 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ackman and Huge Ackman
me and my Bluesky bubble
June 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
me and my Bluesky bubble
I didn't know it was possible for feet to have a panic attack until I walked into the toy store and saw this
June 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I didn't know it was possible for feet to have a panic attack until I walked into the toy store and saw this
my wife got me this cute little plant as a gift and I appreciated her confidence that I would be able to keep it alive until I noticed that it's plastic
May 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
my wife got me this cute little plant as a gift and I appreciated her confidence that I would be able to keep it alive until I noticed that it's plastic
🎶So you wanna be a rap superstar
And live large
A big house, five cars, you're in charge🎶
And live large
A big house, five cars, you're in charge🎶
May 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🎶So you wanna be a rap superstar
And live large
A big house, five cars, you're in charge🎶
And live large
A big house, five cars, you're in charge🎶
When God was handing out chill, my dog got skipped
May 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When God was handing out chill, my dog got skipped