Dan H
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Dan H
@daholstead.bsky.social
A living parody of my current self
Newcastle
https://www.instagram.com/danielholstead/
Been carrying an umbrella with me all day
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The six hour drive to Bath was worth it
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Changed my mind. This is how they turned out -
October 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The heating is on and I’m reading a sexy book in my office. Feeling autumnal lads 😌
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
introduction thread:

Name: Dan

Pronouns: He/Him/His

Location: North East England

Interests: Music (most genres), Books, Interiors, Food, Baths

Vocation: Civil Servant
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Off to have a nice autumny Sunday with my favourite person. Hope y’all have a nice day 😁
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Spending my Sunday drinking lattes and disassociating from my responsibilities 😊
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Too late to nap but too early for bed 😴
September 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Decided to sit in a remote cafe and read my Joan Didion book like the performative man I am.
September 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hiya
September 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
So I made those and some normal cookies. The chocolate glazing wasn’t quite thick enough but taste good for first attempt!
September 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Attempting to make these. I’ll post a pic of what I end up with…
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Attempt no2 at a (barely) moustache

What do we think?
September 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My Sunday ritual has become watching YouTube vids whilst soaking in luxury bubble baths
August 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
21 😬
August 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
How is it not 4pm on Friday yet???
August 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The curls are gone! (Mostly)
August 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Sunday scaries but on a bank holiday Monday should be illegal.

Will be here pretending I’m a kept wife for awhile.
August 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
- Arrogance. It’s good to know your worth but if you look down your nose at people then you’re a nob
- a bath bomb, an oven pizza (burnt my mouth) and some eucalyptus
August 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
- 5ft 8
- It’s in my bio ☺️
August 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
😂😂😂
August 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
1. Bisensual
2. American Dad
3. He wishes to remain anonymous
4. Nope
August 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Got ready, gonna look in the shops
August 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM