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DaJaGr
@dajagr.bsky.social
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Writer, author, photographer, furry type, Christian, owned by two cats. I dabble all over the place.
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A package branded for the Spirit Halloween store. At the bottom left, it's labeled "ADULT Size Costume, one size fits most." The right side is just blank white. The costume description is, "Former Gifted Child: Nothing included. When people ask, 'What are you supposed to be?' just reply, 'I was supposed to be a lot of things.'"
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The mage I've got is red.
A female snow leopard wearing a red chapeau with a red-spotted white feather, a red doublet and with gold filigree, a white skirt, and boots with a red ribbon. She has a shortsword and a crystal talisman that looks like a wave surrounding a metal otter. She has long white hair tied with a red ribbon. She stands against an abstract blue background.
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Well, maybe these pictures from my collection will help?
A photo of McWay Falls, a tidefall near Big Sur, falling onto a beach next to a rocky outcropping into a blue-green ocean The coastline at Big Sur, with green hills dotted with small trees to the left and a deep blue ocean to the right. A few small white clouds float in the pale sky. Some dark rocks rise from the ocean near the Big Sur coast. A hint of pale sky shows at the very top of the picture over the ocean, while a carpet of greenery lies in the foreground.
July 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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@sidian.bsky.social This feels like one of your deerifys escaped into the wild.

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A picture of a stag with something draping over his antlers. The caption reads, "Pittsburgh has a buck on the loose that somehow has coated his antlers in Christmas decor. The authorities have said he's not in distress so let him carry that energy into 2023 and don't rain on his holiday parade."
April 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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An electric sign reading "oepsie woepsie! de trein is tukkie wukkie! we sijn heul hard aan t werk om dit to make mss kan je beter fwietsen owo" followed by a comment: "Blease [sic] stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is"
April 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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A poster for the film "The Madness of King George" with "DONALD" imposed over "George."
March 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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A tweet from @ememess reading: "It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone who's trying to hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk."
March 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Post a picture of when your pet was little
A tuxedo kitten sits looking at the camera, while a tortie-point lays curled up on a circular ball track cat toy. A butterfly cat toy sits nearby. A box full of kittens. At the four is a marmalade kitten sticking his tongue out. In the back are four black and tuxedo kittens. To the left is a white kitten with grey ears. A tuxedo cat and a tortie-point cat lounge together on a futon with an indigo denim cover, eyes closed. A tuxedo cat and a tortie-point cat lay curled up together in a kitty hammock, looking somewhat like a loose yin-yang.
March 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Bonus picture: The Pinnacles, Crater Lake National Park (two Pinnacles for the price of one!)
February 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Quote post with a picture you took in a National Park

#NationalParkService America's best idea

Pinnacles National Park
February 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Luckovich has since confirmed that he learned the email in question was fake:
A tweet from @mluckovichajc reading: "UPDATE: I have confirmed this is a fake email. Keep an eye out!" It is dated Feb 16.
February 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Curious (and also indulging in trust-but-verify), I ran a Google search on this.

It got the first result wrong (Rotten Tomatoes, IMDB, and Wikipedia all say 89m).

The length for "Mulholland Drive" appears to be correct.

After that, it just completely lost track of the script and gave fun facts.
A screenshot of the "AI Overview" of a Google search result: "The running times of David Lynch's Films vary, but here are some examples: "Eraserhead (1977) This film has a running time of 4 hours "Mullholland Drive (2001) This film has a running time of 146 minutes "Blue Velvet (1986) This film was controversial due to its strong sexual and violent content "The Straight Story (1999) This film is considered one of Lynch's best "The Elephant Man (1980) This film is considered one of Lynch's best "Generative AI is experimental."
January 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Text: "Somebody: You can't ruin someone's day twice with one picture. "Me:" The picture shows the chimera that Shou Tucker made in Fullmetal Alchemist, sitting alone outside "Panucci's Pizza" from Futurama.
November 27, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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A comic strip. The first panel reads: "THE NEW HIRE" and has two talking heads. One says to the other, "Running, cycling, swimming--pick a gerund." The second panel has a bald man talking to a younger-looking man in a suit. They are standing in what looks like a lobby for "MERRIAM-WEBSTER PUBLISHING." The background characters all have broad shoulders. The bald man says, "Using the company gym is mandatory--we like everyone to be well-defined." [Rhymes With Orange, by Rina Piccolo and Hilary B. Price, 11-14]
November 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
The sun peeking out from behind a pair of redwood trees. There are fallen logs and a little green ground cover in the foreground and other trees (some redwoods, some thinner trees) to either side of the redwoods.
November 14, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Ooh, let me try my hand at charts!
October 2, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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A screen capture from "Futurama" showing mixing equipment from two vats labeled "bone meal" and "earwig honey." It's captioned "Tastes may have changed, but our secret recipe sure hasn't."
July 25, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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I found it so upsetting that I threw Up in the corner.
A case for the Blu-Ray edition of the Pixar movie "Up," in the corner of a room.
April 8, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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Qapllan suggests, given the nature of the year, that leaping might be in order.
A very large, four-armed kangaroo steps towards an apparently miniature city line.
February 2, 2024 at 1:14 AM