I also sometimes say things like: I do virtually all the poop and diaper stuff for both kids and pets, why do u get to do the easy things like getting them dressed and birthing, and I am surprised I’m still living

Article is better than the headline but

normal democracy we got here where back to back tv segments featuring my former colleague’s and then me are respectively about the governments new policies that make it easier for child mass deaths to occur followed promptly by coverage of the president’s brain leaking out ever time he talks