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The Onion channels the hopes of a tired nation:
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Onion channels the hopes of a tired nation:
Kegsheth is murdering, R's are actually upset about it, Trump has an MRI and threatens to execute Senators, Ukraine is sinking Russian tankers, we have two beauty queen DA's who are illegally appointed, we're about to go to war with Venezula, and Maduro has fled the country.
BINGO! What do I win?
BINGO! What do I win?
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Kegsheth is murdering, R's are actually upset about it, Trump has an MRI and threatens to execute Senators, Ukraine is sinking Russian tankers, we have two beauty queen DA's who are illegally appointed, we're about to go to war with Venezula, and Maduro has fled the country.
BINGO! What do I win?
BINGO! What do I win?
The recipient of this year’s Nobel Peace prize is hoping that Maduro will be forced out by the current US clown car administration
I can think of no clearer "be careful what you wish for" scenario than this one.
I can think of no clearer "be careful what you wish for" scenario than this one.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The recipient of this year’s Nobel Peace prize is hoping that Maduro will be forced out by the current US clown car administration
I can think of no clearer "be careful what you wish for" scenario than this one.
I can think of no clearer "be careful what you wish for" scenario than this one.
I just learned that the first choices to direct Return of the Jedi were David Cronenberg and David Lynch, but both turned it down. I so want to visit the parallel universe where those movies exist.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I just learned that the first choices to direct Return of the Jedi were David Cronenberg and David Lynch, but both turned it down. I so want to visit the parallel universe where those movies exist.
How’s the big, beautiful Epstein ballroom coming now that the architect quit?
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How’s the big, beautiful Epstein ballroom coming now that the architect quit?
Seems like the Democratic Party should have written Project 2028 by now.
Publish or perish, guys. It's go time.
Publish or perish, guys. It's go time.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Seems like the Democratic Party should have written Project 2028 by now.
Publish or perish, guys. It's go time.
Publish or perish, guys. It's go time.
“there are big flashing warning signs in crypto, which still hasn’t proved to be anything more than a way to gamble. Domino’s Pizza still isn’t taking Bitcoin. And when you see the President start promoting a coin named after literal shit, piss, and human skin, it’s probably bad.”
Trump-Backed Crypto Company Promotes 'Sh*t P*ss Skin Can'
gizmodo.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“there are big flashing warning signs in crypto, which still hasn’t proved to be anything more than a way to gamble. Domino’s Pizza still isn’t taking Bitcoin. And when you see the President start promoting a coin named after literal shit, piss, and human skin, it’s probably bad.”
In what is otherwise a globally slumping economy, the world’s wealthiest investors have nowhere else to dump their useless trillions of hoarded dollars.
How the U.S. Economy Became Hooked on AI Spending
Growth has been bolstered by data-center investment and stock-market wealth. A reversal could raise the risk of recession.
www.wsj.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In what is otherwise a globally slumping economy, the world’s wealthiest investors have nowhere else to dump their useless trillions of hoarded dollars.
Some people are amused by the ability to ask their phone a question and have it respond instantly with a hot blast of realistic piss. But most people try it a few times and then think “why would I want my phone to spray piss at me when I could just look something up on Wikipedia instead?”
Let's See What's Going On Down At The Piss Factory
Our "we're not Enron" memo is raising many questions which are already answered by our memo.
todayintabs.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Some people are amused by the ability to ask their phone a question and have it respond instantly with a hot blast of realistic piss. But most people try it a few times and then think “why would I want my phone to spray piss at me when I could just look something up on Wikipedia instead?”
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting about his cognitive health, on Monday Donald J. Trump asserted than an MRI performed on his brain found nothing.
“I had a perfect MRI,” he told reporters. “The greatest doctors in the country looked at my brain and came up empty.”
“I had a perfect MRI,” he told reporters. “The greatest doctors in the country looked at my brain and came up empty.”
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting about his cognitive health, on Monday Donald J. Trump asserted than an MRI performed on his brain found nothing.
“I had a perfect MRI,” he told reporters. “The greatest doctors in the country looked at my brain and came up empty.”
“I had a perfect MRI,” he told reporters. “The greatest doctors in the country looked at my brain and came up empty.”
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“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
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We can hang these men for what they're doing to foreigners or we can wait until they start doing it to us. There is absolutely no third option.
Also recognize that this unambiguous use of the military to commit murder of helpless noncombatants as they fought for life is a direct reflection of the virulent white supremacy that has seized our government, where every Latino man is a gangbanger in a de facto state of war against White America
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We can hang these men for what they're doing to foreigners or we can wait until they start doing it to us. There is absolutely no third option.
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The British TV making fun of Trump 😆.
Vid Credit: channel4Comedy
Vid Credit: channel4Comedy
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The British TV making fun of Trump 😆.
Vid Credit: channel4Comedy
Vid Credit: channel4Comedy
It’s sort of unbelievable how MAGA/GOP types read this, see we elected a socialist mayor, and see “college is indoctrinating the youth,” instead of, “here are a group of well-educated people who, knowing a lot about capitalism and democracy, choose a system meant to decrease inequality.”
🤯
🤯
Seattle just crossed a remarkable demographic threshold
Seattle is the only major U.S. city where 70% of the population 25 and older graduated from a four-year college, writes FYI guy.
www.seattletimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s sort of unbelievable how MAGA/GOP types read this, see we elected a socialist mayor, and see “college is indoctrinating the youth,” instead of, “here are a group of well-educated people who, knowing a lot about capitalism and democracy, choose a system meant to decrease inequality.”
🤯
🤯
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This is exactly what you do
With presidents who coup
With presidents who coup
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is exactly what you do
With presidents who coup
With presidents who coup
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We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Trump: antisemite-in-chief:
Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, who had pleaded guilty to money laundering.
Binance “knowingly transmitted hundreds of millions U.S. dollars” for Hamas and Hezbollah.
Trump’s family is heavily invested in crypto and has financial ties to Binance.
Hmmm.
Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, who had pleaded guilty to money laundering.
Binance “knowingly transmitted hundreds of millions U.S. dollars” for Hamas and Hezbollah.
Trump’s family is heavily invested in crypto and has financial ties to Binance.
Hmmm.
Binance sued by Oct. 7 victims' families for allegedly aiding Hamas through crypto exchange
President Donald Trump last month pardoned CZ, whom the White House said was a casualty of the Biden administration's "war on cryptocurrency."
www.cnbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Trump: antisemite-in-chief:
Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, who had pleaded guilty to money laundering.
Binance “knowingly transmitted hundreds of millions U.S. dollars” for Hamas and Hezbollah.
Trump’s family is heavily invested in crypto and has financial ties to Binance.
Hmmm.
Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, who had pleaded guilty to money laundering.
Binance “knowingly transmitted hundreds of millions U.S. dollars” for Hamas and Hezbollah.
Trump’s family is heavily invested in crypto and has financial ties to Binance.
Hmmm.
NPR’s Marketplace had a jaunty story about how food bank resources get distributed around the USA this morning. They spoke of how food banks in Idaho once had too many potatoes! And how hard it was to get formula in Missouri!
Almost as if this wasn’t a story about people just trying to survive.
Almost as if this wasn’t a story about people just trying to survive.
Fixing food banks
America's food banks had a broken distribution system. University of Chicago economists fixed it.
worksinprogress.co
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
NPR’s Marketplace had a jaunty story about how food bank resources get distributed around the USA this morning. They spoke of how food banks in Idaho once had too many potatoes! And how hard it was to get formula in Missouri!
Almost as if this wasn’t a story about people just trying to survive.
Almost as if this wasn’t a story about people just trying to survive.
In today’s episode of “rapid descent into authoritarianism,” Kegseth has announced initiation of a DOD investigation into Sen. (CAPT, USN, RET) Mark Kelley on some trumped up charges such as treason or other bullshit. Penalties may include “court marshal proceedings.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In today’s episode of “rapid descent into authoritarianism,” Kegseth has announced initiation of a DOD investigation into Sen. (CAPT, USN, RET) Mark Kelley on some trumped up charges such as treason or other bullshit. Penalties may include “court marshal proceedings.”
By holding the NSA position and Sec of State position, Rubio, along with Kissinger in his day, has more control over US foreign policy than any other non-presidents in history.
Marco. Fucking. Rubio. Just wrap your head around that.
Marco. Fucking. Rubio. Just wrap your head around that.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
By holding the NSA position and Sec of State position, Rubio, along with Kissinger in his day, has more control over US foreign policy than any other non-presidents in history.
Marco. Fucking. Rubio. Just wrap your head around that.
Marco. Fucking. Rubio. Just wrap your head around that.
Since 2016:
Direct observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Pundit press: 'Trump is just confused.'
Observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Press: 'Trump just wants a win.'
Observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Press: 'Trump doesn't understand the consequences of his actions.'
Observation...
Direct observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Pundit press: 'Trump is just confused.'
Observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Press: 'Trump just wants a win.'
Observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Press: 'Trump doesn't understand the consequences of his actions.'
Observation...
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Since 2016:
Direct observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Pundit press: 'Trump is just confused.'
Observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Press: 'Trump just wants a win.'
Observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Press: 'Trump doesn't understand the consequences of his actions.'
Observation...
Direct observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Pundit press: 'Trump is just confused.'
Observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Press: 'Trump just wants a win.'
Observation: 'Trump is a Russian agent.'
Press: 'Trump doesn't understand the consequences of his actions.'
Observation...
Somehow I’m not shocked that AI LLM “companions” are schizoaffective.
“References to concepts including “recursion,” “resonance,” “lattice,” “harmonics,” “fractals,” or all-important “spirals” are marks of a language pattern that seems to repeatedly emerge from various AI models.”
“References to concepts including “recursion,” “resonance,” “lattice,” “harmonics,” “fractals,” or all-important “spirals” are marks of a language pattern that seems to repeatedly emerge from various AI models.”
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
www.rollingstone.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Somehow I’m not shocked that AI LLM “companions” are schizoaffective.
“References to concepts including “recursion,” “resonance,” “lattice,” “harmonics,” “fractals,” or all-important “spirals” are marks of a language pattern that seems to repeatedly emerge from various AI models.”
“References to concepts including “recursion,” “resonance,” “lattice,” “harmonics,” “fractals,” or all-important “spirals” are marks of a language pattern that seems to repeatedly emerge from various AI models.”
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Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
