When I’m in a peacocking contest and my opponent is a Stegosaurus 😳

The thawing hot dog rolling off its brethren into the sink basin is one of the greatest shots in cinema history

Eh yeah, about that one too...

It has served us so well

You can't be making your headshot your banner with fewer than 500 followers, come on now

It’s a crucible to forge a thousand One True Hooks

The way the guitar solos resolve in that one gave my goosebumps the first time I heard it. I had my head tilted making a face like I sucked a lemon lol

It’s truly insane how much songcraft and musicianship they back into two and half minutes

If I had to gun-to-my-head pick the one perfect pop song, it would be Ridin In My Car

It’s things like that convince me that even most believers don’t actually believe in a supreme being that will hold them to account. At best they believe they have an invisible friend who helps them with whatever they want

Epcot being the last gasp of the utopian communal settlements that were all over the US from the 19th century onward feels like a metaphor for something. not sure what, exactly, but i'll figure it out

Don’t rat me out!