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Full-time yapper into the abyss
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Welcome (back) to my yapping hell :)

You can only blame yourself for being here <3
Went to the gay sauna for the first time in a good while and well… safe to say my libido is no longer rock bottom 😩
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’ve heard “Madame Morrible MM flip it around Wicked Witch!!” more times than I’ve seen my family 🫩
a woman in a red shirt is giving a peace sign
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is giving a peace sign
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Well this is certainly a first 😭
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The increased bass on the AirPods Pro 3 has genuinely got me levitating especially with the bass drops on Elizabeth Taylor 😫
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Nvm he legit said in another “If Gracie Abrams is on the list, Taylor Swift is on the list” and well-
Saw someone try to guess people’s top artist on their Wrapped based on the other 4 and realised the only hint that mine is Taylor Swift is that Gracie Abrams made it to 4th while the other 3 are all kpop (ATEEZ, DAY6, TXT) 😭
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Saw someone try to guess people’s top artist on their Wrapped based on the other 4 and realised the only hint that mine is Taylor Swift is that Gracie Abrams made it to 4th while the other 3 are all kpop (ATEEZ, DAY6, TXT) 😭
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I asked Siri what 5 divided by 3 is to figure out how much something costs per unit and it spat out ”one point six six six seven”

The way I flinched like an abuse child at the “six seven” 🫩
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m under strict orders to keep the news about me moving projects to myself to not worry my colleagues prematurely but my god I just want to spam message the colleagues I’m closest to about it 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Being moved to another project in the new year where it’d just be me and it’s open to being fully remote 🤯

I was recommended by my team lead because I apparently “work very effectively and can really focus on getting tasks done independently”

I basically got called a recluse 🫩 tbh not wrong-
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Taylor Swift being all over the Grindr Unwrapped is actually so funny considering how toxic stan tw*tter is and all of the discourse against her 😭
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And this is how they killed the longest running song contest. It was a zombie since 2024 and they finally shot it in the head on its 70th edition
🚨 The EBU has issued a statement on the "clear support for reforms to reinforce trust and protect neutrality of #Eurovision Song Contest, allowing all Members to participate."
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
RIP Eurovision Song Contest 1956 - 2023 😔💔

They finally held the vote on Isr**l’s participation and it passed. Netherlands, Spain, Ireland, and Slovenia 🇳🇱🇪🇸🇮🇪🇸🇮 have already announced their immediate withdrawal, Iceland is going to discuss later whether to continue themselves so there could be more 😕
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just saw ginger bread flavoured Doritos… I have no idea how to feel about that 😀
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My favourite party of Wrapped is seeing what songs I accidentally played on Spotify instead of Apple Music 😍

Looks like this year it was a Eurovision playlist lmao
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not a single surprise here lmao
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Why do I feel so bloated lately”, I ponder to myself in deep thought as I drink my third protein milkshake knowing full well of my lactose intolerance 🥸
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
> confused why something isn’t working properly
> check the code
> coworker used ‘&’ thinking it’s a logical operator when it’s a concatenation operator

🫠
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Occasionally I’d be talking with an oomf, just having a normal conversation, and then randomly remember that they’ve seen *all* of me 🫥
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Was gonna go for a 5k buuuuut the sun’s already gone so nvm 💀
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Gooned a bit too close to the sun and now need a good minute for my oxygen levels to recover 😶‍🌫️
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
VAMPIRE SYLUS SUCCESSFULLY MANIFESTED MY CREDIT CARD DEBT IS GONNA BE ATROCIOUS
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Jan 2023 vs Nov 2025 (under very good lighting tbf)

Yeah idk what happened 🥸
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Okay wait there’s some old shirtless pics of me (and other things…) in here and omg I really have grown- 😀
Omg I think all of my iMessage photos with my ex finally loaded it used to only show up to last year

Do I want to see all of our pics again? Nah, I just want to save all of the reaction pics because his collection was legit fire 🤩
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Omg I think all of my iMessage photos with my ex finally loaded it used to only show up to last year

Do I want to see all of our pics again? Nah, I just want to save all of the reaction pics because his collection was legit fire 🤩
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM