ChatGPT: create a diagram to ruin my university. Use super awkward and unnecessarily formalistic language. Give it a creepily austere vibe.

Yep. This is the Jeffries/Schumer playbook. "We can't. We'll lose. Why even bother."

Note that this person isn't objecting to the rampant lawlessness and authoritarianism - s/he is only protesting about getting insufficient ego gratification.

I don't love Dimon, but let's be fair @kairyssdal.bsky.social.

You know that "how the next DOJ looks at things" and "buying favors" is the furthest he can reasonably go to calling the President and Dimon's contemporaries openly corrupt.

Speaking straight to the algorithm...

Okay, but....

The idea was never sincere, it was at best symbolic. And it wasn't ever about reform, it was about grievance and demagoguery.

And any Dems hoping to channel a "reform" movement that doesn't actually exist are badly misreading the moment.

"I don't see how Tesla's Model 3 can survive..."

Guessing mostly thru manipulation of the options market to artificially lift the price of TSLA stock to something clearly insane, like a 295 P/E ratio....in an industry with an average P/E ratio of...5.

Here’s the plaque at West Point with the relevant text highlighted

" The document still bears the hallmarks of a direct translation from Russian with oddly formulated sentences."

"The picture that emerged was that Witkoff and Dmitriev forged the plan during an October meeting in Miami that included Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law, who worked with Witkoff on the Israel-Gaza peace deal, according to people familiar with the matter."

Basically, same for Florida, except far better in-state recruits and nattys in '96, '06 and '08. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Agree on LSU. Irrational expectations, unhinged fan base and short, erratic decision-making. Otherwise great job. 😭

But Florida might be a good fit for Kiffin. Probably doesn't move Kiffin's ceiling. But even if unchanged, I suspect both parties would be happy for a good while.

Yeah, but the alternative for those 41% is to elect a party that treats people with diverse traits as people.

So, they just gotta keep supporting the insurrectionist, thrice married, porn star briber, sex assaulter, immigrant terrorizer who floated around a global child sex trafficking ring.

mE DisRuPteR blOw tHinGs uP. Honestly. Is that how far we've fallen?

Sweet Jesus, thank you for the sober adult response.

Tracy, Sox fans need something. In the spirit of Christmas, just let them have this...

Lower rates will jack inflation even further and start yet another financialization-of-everything cycle where the top 0.01% acquire and consolidate.

Lowering rates to *maybe* get some folks $35K/yr. jobs that'll afford them even less of nothing...doesn't seem like a great monetary policy either.

The single greatest threat to our country and spectators (American or not) is masked, unidentified ICE or "Border Patrol" assailants.

38% of the country is enthralled by an insurrectionist convict who is thrice married, paid hush money to a porn star, has been found liable of sexual assault, associates with a child sex trafficker and has never worked an honest day in his life.

Isn't that our headline?