Try a different typeface?

I met Kurt Vonnegut. He ordered five drinks, mixed drinks, different drinks, ones I never heard of, five, and five for me, same assortment. I get drunk on one Manischewitz, but I wasn't about to let Kurt think I was a sissy. He called me a brother novelist! It was worth getting sick.

I have some reservations about me as a writer, but my readers and fans are superior, (for some reason--am I a better writer than I thought, or is it by default?)

That's a turkey you're supposed to eat and be thankful for! I like my readers, but I draw the line at cannibals.

Good point.

If I'd known I was going to write a modern classic, I would have learned how--to write.

One-third of your countrymen, and a certain number of women, like this guy. Apparently evolution isn't for everyone.

Didn't you know all along he was going to do that?

I don't know The Rock. I know a guy who knows The Rock, but when they make the movie, I hope to get my picture taken with The Rock. I'm going to start taking off weight in preparation.

I was enrolled in one of those schools. There were throwers and throwees. I have the build of a goon, but not not the inclination.

THIS is a director.