Dan Loran
danloran.bsky.social
Dan Loran
@danloran.bsky.social
Dad, granddad, and veteran. Retired from federal service. Socialist who believes in people over profit.

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Talk of checks blew my mind. It is right out of the book, "It Can't Happen Here".
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I lost 7 years of my career so some slob could squeeze into a bullet proof vest and harass immigrants. Yay.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Whenever he talks like this, I recall the statement, "I am the state".
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Pancakes are my go to when we don't have snacks in the house.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My kids called it Danburger Helper because I was too cheap to buy the stuff in the box.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I can't say I have dealt with this first hand because I told my Maga family to forget I exist and changed my phone number.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Trump needs to be in a home and Miller needs to face real justice.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You are absolutely right. I suck at doing taxes. Here let me do your taxes for you.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My wife almost died this year because of the "heart burn" she had been telling the doctors about for 3 years. When I rushed to the hospital, she had to have her gall bladder out and stay in the hospital for 3 days fighting an infection.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This gave me a chuckle. When I started Junior High, the principle came up to me and asked me if I was related to my 3 sisters. This was because of my mother.

If I would have ever come home after hitting a girl at school, she would have knocked me into next week.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
That sounds awesome.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My wife and I have a cat that believes if one of us is awake, we both should be awake. As a couple in our 50's there are many 3 or 4 am walks to the bathroom. To top it off, once we are both awake, he goes to bed.
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
From atop a mountain in Colorado....he can get bent.
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Bangles - Eternal Flame (Official Audio)
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December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So, when Tom Cotton says one of the guys removed his shirt like he was sunbathing, what he should have said is the guy removed his shirt to use it as a flag of surrender.
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Alexa, wake me in 5 months..
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Your message just lowered the homicide rate in Chicago. 😁
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
You have got to give it FIFA. They know how to play that fiddle.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I guess that makes all of us middle aged white guys meth cooks.
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Right up there with people who microwave leftover fish at work.
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Nor has anyone in the audience.
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM