Dan Loran
@danloran.bsky.social
Dad, granddad, and veteran. Retired from federal service. Socialist who believes in people over profit.
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Talk of checks blew my mind. It is right out of the book, "It Can't Happen Here".
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Talk of checks blew my mind. It is right out of the book, "It Can't Happen Here".
I lost 7 years of my career so some slob could squeeze into a bullet proof vest and harass immigrants. Yay.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I lost 7 years of my career so some slob could squeeze into a bullet proof vest and harass immigrants. Yay.
Whenever he talks like this, I recall the statement, "I am the state".
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Whenever he talks like this, I recall the statement, "I am the state".
Pancakes are my go to when we don't have snacks in the house.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Pancakes are my go to when we don't have snacks in the house.
My kids called it Danburger Helper because I was too cheap to buy the stuff in the box.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My kids called it Danburger Helper because I was too cheap to buy the stuff in the box.
I can't say I have dealt with this first hand because I told my Maga family to forget I exist and changed my phone number.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I can't say I have dealt with this first hand because I told my Maga family to forget I exist and changed my phone number.
Trump needs to be in a home and Miller needs to face real justice.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Trump needs to be in a home and Miller needs to face real justice.
You are absolutely right. I suck at doing taxes. Here let me do your taxes for you.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You are absolutely right. I suck at doing taxes. Here let me do your taxes for you.
My wife almost died this year because of the "heart burn" she had been telling the doctors about for 3 years. When I rushed to the hospital, she had to have her gall bladder out and stay in the hospital for 3 days fighting an infection.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My wife almost died this year because of the "heart burn" she had been telling the doctors about for 3 years. When I rushed to the hospital, she had to have her gall bladder out and stay in the hospital for 3 days fighting an infection.
This gave me a chuckle. When I started Junior High, the principle came up to me and asked me if I was related to my 3 sisters. This was because of my mother.
If I would have ever come home after hitting a girl at school, she would have knocked me into next week.
If I would have ever come home after hitting a girl at school, she would have knocked me into next week.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This gave me a chuckle. When I started Junior High, the principle came up to me and asked me if I was related to my 3 sisters. This was because of my mother.
If I would have ever come home after hitting a girl at school, she would have knocked me into next week.
If I would have ever come home after hitting a girl at school, she would have knocked me into next week.
That sounds awesome.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That sounds awesome.
My wife and I have a cat that believes if one of us is awake, we both should be awake. As a couple in our 50's there are many 3 or 4 am walks to the bathroom. To top it off, once we are both awake, he goes to bed.
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My wife and I have a cat that believes if one of us is awake, we both should be awake. As a couple in our 50's there are many 3 or 4 am walks to the bathroom. To top it off, once we are both awake, he goes to bed.
From atop a mountain in Colorado....he can get bent.
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
From atop a mountain in Colorado....he can get bent.
Just for that.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just for that.
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So, when Tom Cotton says one of the guys removed his shirt like he was sunbathing, what he should have said is the guy removed his shirt to use it as a flag of surrender.
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So, when Tom Cotton says one of the guys removed his shirt like he was sunbathing, what he should have said is the guy removed his shirt to use it as a flag of surrender.
Alexa, wake me in 5 months..
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Alexa, wake me in 5 months..
Your message just lowered the homicide rate in Chicago. 😁
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Your message just lowered the homicide rate in Chicago. 😁
You have got to give it FIFA. They know how to play that fiddle.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You have got to give it FIFA. They know how to play that fiddle.
I guess that makes all of us middle aged white guys meth cooks.
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I guess that makes all of us middle aged white guys meth cooks.
Right up there with people who microwave leftover fish at work.
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Right up there with people who microwave leftover fish at work.
Nor has anyone in the audience.
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Nor has anyone in the audience.